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Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
She’s a crazy preg lady for probably 6 weeks. I could use support not wise asses
Need to get your house in order
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scooby0048

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Come home wife is “watching” tv while staring at her phone (2003 episode of law and order she’s probably seen 15 times)

Me: can you turn on the nfl draft. I’d just like to see where drew lock goes.

Her: ugh

Me: just check and see if it’s on the nfl network or espn.

She goes to the guide

Her: it’s on 140 (sigh)

Turns back on law and order.

Me: what’s wrong? (Asked like 4 times before I got an answer)

Her: I get 5 minutes to relax and you come in wanting watch the nfl draft immediately

(Really wanting to point out that she’s been on her phone the entire time and likely has no idea what’s even on tv)

Me knowing you don’t poke a hornets nest goes to heat myself up dinner. Head to the bedroom and turn on the NFL draft. Think thank god I avoided that fight.

5 min later she comes in.

OBVIOUSLY THE NFL DRAFT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPENDING TIME WITH ME!!!! Get out I’m going to bed. Go watch your precious draft in the living room!!!

I am so jealous of you. At least you can talk it down to being pregnancy hormones. This is my life daily and I've got nothing. All her lady parts are gone, she takes a hormone replacement, and she is on what I assume, is some kind of post hysterectomy psyche meds. I'm just friend*d!!!
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I am so jealous of you. At least you can talk it down to being pregnancy hormones. This is my life daily and I've got nothing. All her lady parts are gone, she takes a hormone replacement, and she is on what I assume, is some kind of post hysterectomy psyche meds. I'm just friend*d!!!
Lmao


Hopefully she doesn’t find out the guy I was watching the draft for didn’t even get picked tonight. Lol :censored2: might really hit the fan then
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Oh to be young again. My daughter and her boyfriend went to a 12:00 showing of the Avenger movie last night, then they’re leaving right now to go to a three day music festival. I would have fallen asleep in the movie. Lol.
 
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