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542thruNthru

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On today’s episode of stupid reasons my wife is pissed at me.


Apparently I’m a mind reader and know when she’s going to get off work. I’m supposed to run the mower at a sufficient speed (even though the grass is knee high) to be done when she gets home. FML

Gezuuusss! You're just a constant :censored2: up aren't you!?

Come on man use that head for something more then a hat rack!
 

oldngray

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542thruNthru

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@Wally you won't be happy with me...

So I mowed my yard and after I mow I usually go thru the yard with roundup to kill any weeds I see...

Well I was drinking this weekend.... and grabbed the wrong roundup...

I have 8 brown spots now in my beautiful yard :(
 

MyTripisCut

Never pumped gas
@Mickey Mantle what are some of the best places to go with a 3 year old at Disney world and what should we stay away from?

We are planning animal kingdom right now. Is it worth it?
Animal Kingdom is great. Set up some FastPasses ASAP if you can. Lion King Show, Bugs Life, the Kilimanjaro Safari Ride and Finding Nemo Show are all good for him. There is also a small child area that has a ride or two near the Nemo Show, but save that for last it won’t have long lines. Avatar land is there as well. Flights of Passage is the best ride in all of Disney as of right now. He can’t ride it, but if you go when the park opens and go straight to that line, it won’t be more than a half hour. Bring him with you and you and your wife can do a rider swap. You ride it, then when you get off, she can go to the front of the line while you watch him. Most rides allow that so you guys can ride stuff as well, just individually. That one is well worth it. There is also a train ride out to Raffikis land that’s pretty good for the little one. Plenty of lunch options, they serve alchohol in that park, and there is a Starbucks in that park. Dinner, some good restaurants too, but look into making a reservation. Also, look into renting a stroller from Kingdom Strollers, unless you’re bringing your own. The ones in the park suck. Download the Disney App on your phone too, it has wait Times, all your FastPass information, food reservations as well. What other parks you gonna do?
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Gezuuusss! You're just a constant :censored2: up aren't you!?

Come on man use that head for something more then a hat rack!
I came out of the shower

Me: is Ava up?

Her: yes

Me: why didn’t you go pick her up?

Her: I figured we’d go together

Me: well if you had went you could be back with her already.

Her: really? Do you just want to fight?

Me: this is exactly what it’s like living with you right now.


Her: I hate you
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
On today’s episode of stupid reasons my wife is pissed at me.


Apparently I’m a mind reader and know when she’s going to get off work. I’m supposed to run the mower at a sufficient speed (even though the grass is knee high) to be done when she gets home. FML
Mine Reader! LOL

I feel you pain. The best is when they are mad at you and you have no idea why? "You going to tell Me Madam Cleo"?
 
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