By Invitation Only

[oldngray]

My brother in law almost had to register as a sex offender. He was trashed and the gas station bathroom outside was occupied. He went behind the dumpster and urinated. A cop I guess was parked watching the whole thing.

Public urination and indecent exposure. The kicker was there was a school right across the street. So the indecent exposure would have meant he would register. That’s the type of stuff level 1 should be for.

Indecent exposure should almost never be included in with the sex offenders. Unless it is something like public masturbation. Peeing while drunk or streaking aren't even in the same ballpark.

 

[Brownslave688]

Indecent exposure should almost never be included in with the sex offenders. Unless it is something like public masturbation. Peeing while drunk or streaking aren't even in the same ballpark.

I was because it was within 1000 ft of a school.

 

[Brownslave688]

@silverbullet2893 was here.

 

[oldngray]

I was because it was within 1000 ft of a school.

Unless you are out in the country you are almost always within 1000' of a school.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Indecent exposure should almost never be included in with the sex offenders. Unless it is something like public masturbation. Peeing while drunk or streaking aren't even in the same ballpark.

How about peeing while streaking when drunk?

 

[Brownslave688]

How about peeing while streaking when drunk?

So
Thursday night?

 

[MAKAVELI]

Someone posted that on the FedEx Employees Facebook page last night. That is not a CTV in that pic. I guess they’re testing it in that guy’s station. And I asked one of our mechanics a few weeks ago about us getting cameras in our delivery vehicles. He said that yes, he’s been hearing it will happen.

Don't know why a cam and big screen would be mounted there, creating a blind spot. I think someone is just trying to troll. As far as your mechanic, I wouldn't put too much into that until you hear it officially from management.

 

[Operational needs]

Don't know why a cam and big screen would be mounted there, creating a blind spot. I think someone is just trying to troll. As far as your mechanic, I wouldn't put too much into that until you hear it officially from management.

I never totally believe anything at FedEx until I see it either in place or in black and white. I sure hope the guy was trolling.

 

[Wally]

Geeeeeezus you can’t ask a dad that question.

Being a Dad means that is off the radar.

 

[Wally]

Had way less sex with my wife after we moved in together than before.

Girlfriend kept you too busy?

 

[Brownslave688]

Girlfriend kept you too busy?

We lived 4 hours apart the year before we moved in together.

When we saw each other it was basically a weekend long fest.

 

[upschuck]

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Early retirement is looking better and better every day.

Looks like that thing is aimed right at your chest. Some perv is in the back room....

 

[Brownslave688]

Lol husband talking to his wife about buying a baseball glove.

Wife: I’m sorry HOW MUCH!!!! (With this real confused look on her face)

Yep honey you’re gonna spend $200+ for a good glove.

 

[Operational needs]

I’m sitting in a church parking lot eating my lunch and relaxing. Two young women parked their car and walked up to my truck and asked if they could talk to me about Jesus Christ and give me a pamphlet. Ugh!!

 

[Brownslave688]

I’m sitting in a church parking lot eating my lunch and relaxing. Two young women parked their car and walked up to my truck and asked if they could talk to me about Jesus Christ and give me a pamphlet. Ugh!!

You parked at a church. You were practically asking for it

 

[oldngray]

I’m sitting in a church parking lot eating my lunch and relaxing. Two young women parked their car and walked up to my truck and asked if they could talk to me about Jesus Christ and give me a pamphlet. Ugh!!

Girls from another church were poaching?

 

[Operational needs]

You parked at a church. You were practically asking for it

Church parking lots are the best place to take a break. They almost always have shade, they’re quiet and usually no one bothers you. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

Girls from another church were poaching?

Yep, because I’m sitting in a 7th Day Adventist lot. lol.

 

[Operational needs]

Without knowing her age, what is your opinion on the outfit this woman is wearing? Hot or she’s a little too old for it?

 

[oldngray]

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Without knowing her age, what is your opinion on the outfit this woman is wearing? Hot or she’s a little too old for it?

She's decent looking but too old for that. Unless she's heading to a redneck bar.