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scooby0048

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Happy holidays Scoob!!!!
Oh, sorry man didn't get that memo yet. When do I normally go into holiday Scooby mode? Do I usually start right after Columbus Day because if I do, I will have to start being nice to people retroactively.

Otherwise I still have at least a month to get all this out.
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
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Do you guys think she should have posed nude at 73? The top picture is the young her.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Oh, sorry man didn't get that memo yet. When do I normally go into holiday Scooby mode? Do I usually start right after Columbus Day because if I do, I will have to start being nice to people retroactively.

Otherwise I still have at least a month to get all this out.
You take as long as you need.
 

scooby0048

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I really should have saved this as a rebuttal to @Operational needs morning devotional

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Seven inches? No way. Lol.


They can actually stretch to over 6ft.























I pulled a woman over on her way to work. I ask the usual question why are you in such a hurry. The lady replies that she is late for work. I said I suppose you have a really important job like a doctor where its a matter of life and death that you be there huh. The lady says no actually I am an a*hole stretcher.

I said, an a*hole stretcher? What is that. She says it is where you start with one finger and then work in a second until you got your whole hand in there and then the other hand and you keep stretching until it is about six foot. I said well what do you do with a six foot a*hole? The lady says give them a gun and badge and have them pull people over that are late for work!



Bada bing! Bada bing!
 
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Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
They can actually stretch to over 6ft.























I pulled a woman over on her way to work. I ask the usual question why are you in such a hurry. The lady replies that she is late for work. I said I suppose you have a really important job like a doctor where its a matter of life and death that you be there huh. The lady says no actually I am an a*hole stretcher.

I said, an a*hole stretcher? What is that. She says it is where you start with one finger and then work in a second until you got your whole hand in there and then the other hand and you keep stretching until it is about six foot. I said well what do you do with a six foot a*hole? The lady says give them a gun and badge and have them pull people over that are late for work!



Bada bing! Bada bing!
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