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Not so fast there stud...

15 States with the Ugliest Women in America - Insider Monkey

Wyoming is #5. This is Ms. Wyoming 2019
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Covemastah

Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
Ok... kind of a long story but felt I should share it.

So got back from Cancun yesterday. Finally fall asleep around 11pm. At 3am my wife and I are woken up by a loud crashing sound. Dog starts barking and the sound just keeps going. Like gravel being spilled inside the house.

So get my handgun out of the safe on my night stand and begin to head downstairs as my wife goes to check on my son. Sounds still going as I turn on the hall/stairs lights (bad idea by the way). I go COMPLETELY blind from the light and think "nice one dip S*). So squinting and blinking as I go down the stairs I'm thinking. "This burglar must be the worst ever" because the sound is still going.

Dog leading the way I turn the corner and see a light on the refrigerator. My damn ice dispenser just spilling ice all over the floor! I don't hurry because I'm thinking. "Is someone friend'ing with me?" By the time I get there the ice machine is empty and its everywhere.

So for about 30min I was sweeping up ice at 3am. Great welcome home gift from my refrigerator!
Was waiting for you to shoot the fridge there Clint !! Lol
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Covemastah

Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
4. Maine
The obesity rate for women in Maine is 61.5 placing it among top 5 states with the highest obesity rate. No major title holders, only one 2nd runner and one 4th runner on Miss USA contest.
@oldngray or @Turdferguson could easily score in Maine for a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a pack of Camels !!
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
4. Maine
The obesity rate for women in Maine is 61.5 placing it among top 5 states with the highest obesity rate. No major title holders, only one 2nd runner and one 4th runner on Miss USA contest.
@oldngray or @Turdferguson could easily score in Maine for a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a pack of Camels !!
The woman folk used to stay in good shape until the wedding. Nowadays, these young gals are chunky as hell.
 
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