I think I have said this before, I owe you at least a few cases of bourbon because of that little turkey. There's no way I could be a dad to girls. My Nieces already have me wrapped around their fingers, imagine how I would be if they were my daughters.
She is either going to end up...
Expelled from junior high,
Pregnant at 16,
Arrested by the age of 17,
Married by 18,
Committing both of you to nursing homes just cuz you pissed her off,
OR...
She is going to be a race car driving, extreme sports fighting, gun-toting, bad-ass doctor who finds the cure for cancer.