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542thruNthru

Well-Known Member
That’s why a lot of guys become miserable old men. You marry a woman who is hot with no personality. Then when you’re older and she is no longer hot and isn’t putting out, you have nothing. I’m all about the long term over short term. You could give me the hottest guy on the planet and if he is dumb as a box of rocks and has no personality, I’ll give him back after a few weeks
Fixed it for you.
 

MyTripisCut

Tiyeeee-gyyyeah!
April Fools, dummy!

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Absolutely hilarious.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
I know, I know. It just seemed plausible. It’s paybacks for me, we gave our kids a “present” this morning. Gift bags packed with gift paper, and a bag of vegetables. They were not amused.
Poor children, crushed by the two adults they count on in their formative years.
 

Old Man Jingles

Rat out of a cage

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Well my honey and I survived the COVID and celebrated our 48th Wedding Anniversary today.

We are well-grounded and neither of us flew the coop ... quite the coup!
You survived Covid as in, you caught it and got well? Or as in, you managed to avoid catching it?
Congratulations to you and your lovely bride on your anniversary, Chappy.
 
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