Buy wifey the same exact card every year.
That's impressive they keep making the same card every year.
Oh no, buy a bunch on sale next month.
You probably spend more on your lawn than you spend on your wife. Lol.
Priorities
Knowing Wally that could still mean he spends a lot on her lol.
Don’t let him fool you. He dotes all over her
She buys everything she wants.
You have a sugar momma too, don’t you?
I’m sure the lawn looks beautiful.
I’am cooking steaks that way everybody winsThe source is always wrong when it's against you.
If you don't want to honor the mother of the family and everything she does it's cool...
Got the margaritas going yet?
Two mowings a week currently.
Hard to do when its raining every day
