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- Thread starter Brownslave688
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scooby0048
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Hell, these Betties in Wyoming don't care about your age, they're used to dating their uncles so any new face is like hitting the jackpot. Besides, I tell em I'm a movie producer and ask em if they want a part in my next movie.
I'm like the bang bus of Wyoming! They all want to come out to my Chevy Aveo.
MyTripisCut
Never pumped gas
@Turdferguson @Big Arrow Down...D you believe I just stepped in dog sheet?? Omg!!!!
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Casting call @scooby0048 style
FrigidFTSup
Resident Suit
So you tripped over your own shoelace?
scooby0048
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I'll make sure to stop at Bath and Body Works and pick up some cucumber melon for you so you don't get your prissy lilly hands chapped from hunting me down.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Just spit out my preworkout
Turdferguson
Just a turd
FrigidFTSup
Resident Suit
I would be honored but you probably have a free one on your punch card
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Turdferguson
Just a turd
Stop and get him some rubber underpants too at Walmart
scooby0048
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Im a VIP, I butter all my bitches up with some baby batter and Bath and Body Works. Really gets em in the mood ya know!
FrigidFTSup
Resident Suit
You probably have to buy that stuff by the barrel with the chunky chicks you chase
scooby0048
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The chunky chicks love my baby batter. I fill them up like a raspberry jelly donut.
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
I'm betting that most Americans who want to go to Iran are Iranian born, to visit family.
oldngray
nowhere special
Or students going to school in US going home to visit.
Not as many as there used to be though. Most who got out of Iran don't want to go back. If they do they may never leave again.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I don't get it. If these people want a better life fight for it. The USA didn't magically get to be this free safe utopia. No our freedom has been paid for many times over by the blood of our ancestors.
oldngray
nowhere special
Why do you think people from other countries all want to come here?
Even as they criticize us (and take our aid money at the same time).
FrigidFTSup
Resident Suit
Iraq, I agree. Iran isn't as closed off as most think. Especially after the last 12 months
