By Invitation Only

[Turdferguson]

I used to cover a route that an Indian drove he was a good guy but real quiet. I told all his customers he was Puerto Rican and his name was Pedro He was
They called him Pedro the rest of the time he was on that job

I used to tell the customers the drivers real name on two routes. One guy was really named Fabian, but went by Andy. The other was Whitley and went by Hunter. They were pissed

 

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You want trips number. I got it today

I don't want that weirdo calling me.

 

[Turdferguson]

Lol... my wife just texted me she said you were laughing in your sleep last night… I got up around 330 to go to the bathroom and while I was laying there I couldn't fall back asleep right away so I was thinking about last night and I started cracking up… LOL

It still makes my eyes tear up. Poor trip

 

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It still makes my eyes tear up. Poor trip

Lol... Poor innocent trip… Stepped in the .

 

[burrheadd]

Found @MyTripisCut a new avatar

 

[Turdferguson]

Lol... Poor innocent trip… Stepped in the .

Shhhhhhh quiet. He is lurking

 

[MyTripisCut]

It still makes my eyes tear up. Poor trip

I'm fine. Really. Totally over it. You guys have been great.

 

[MyTripisCut]

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Found @MyTripisCut a new avatar

Lmao!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I'm fine. Really. Totally over it. You guys have been great.

Way to make it weird

 

[Turdferguson]

I'm fine. Really. Totally over it. You guys have been great.

My poor wife is getting pissed at how much I have posted the last three days

 

[FrigidFTSup]

My poor wife is getting at how much I have posted the last three days

You'd think she would be happy. Less she has to talk to you

 

[oldngray]

 

[Turdferguson]

You'd think she would be happy. Less she has to talk to you

I pointed that out. At first it didn't work. Then when I gave her my undivided attention. She got mad at me. Pff Women

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I pointed that out. At first it didn't work. Then when I gave her my undivided attention. She got mad at me. Pff Women

Were you making a dumb face as you gave her the undivided attention?

 

[sailfish]

My poor wife is getting at how much I have posted the last three days

Tell her that's too bad.

 

[Brownslave688]

My poor wife is getting at how much I have posted the last three days

Welcome to my life every day.



I just say ok and go back to posting.

 

[Wally]

@Wally will be very upset that you missed an @Wally pots. One simply does not ignore or miss an @Wally post

I love this story!

 

[Turdferguson]

Were you making a dumb face as you gave her the undivided attention?

Nope listening and giving insightful, thoughtful answers. At least that's how I saw it. I heard the term smart ass tossed about

 

[Wally]

My poor wife is getting at how much I have posted the last three days

She needs to cook more and yap less.

 

[Turdferguson]

Welcome to my life every day.



I just say ok and go back to posting.

I like to make her tell me to shut up and go back to my "girlfriends" online