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[Brownslave688]

30 Women on the Most Hilariously Bad Things Guys Have Said During Sex



I see a few @RonBurgandy?????????? lines in here. Lmao

 

[Orion inc.]

Real stuff bro. Don't hate.

It's ok Ron. We all know the truth. We believe you.


That you're really just gay.


No judgement. No judgement my friend.

Nobody lifts to flashing disco balls better that you buddy.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

And then his mommy woke him up for school

How disappointed were you when your alarm went off and you awoke from a dream?

Omg dirty talk that's amazing lol


What were you 14?

He was, but the hot chick he got with, on the scrambled playboy channel, was 24

30 Women on the Most Hilariously Bad Things Guys Have Said During Sex



I see a few @RonBurgandy?????????? lines in here. Lmao

It's ok Ron. We all know the truth. We believe you.


That you're really just gay.


No judgement. No judgement my friend.

Nobody lifts to flashing disco balls better that you buddy.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

It's ok Ron. We all know the truth. We believe you.


That you're really just gay.


No judgement. No judgement my friend.

Nobody lifts to flashing disco balls better that you buddy.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

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[BakerMayfield2018]

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Don't make me tell slant head about all the hate that is going on in here right now!!!!

 

[Brownslave688]

Ugh huge pet peeve of mine.


I don't want to get home at 7:30 at night and then decide what we are doing for dinner!!!!!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Don't make me tell slant head about all the hate that is going on in here right now!!!!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Ugh huge pet peeve of mine.


I don't want to get home at 7:30 at night and then decide what we are doing for dinner!!!!!

Ramen

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Ugh huge pet peeve of mine.


I don't want to get home at 7:30 at night and then decide what we are doing for dinner!!!!!

Order in. Pizza and wings.

 

[Brownslave688]

Order in. Pizza and wings.

From 30 miles away so I can go pick it up? Yeah I'll get right on that.

 

[Brownslave688]

Ramen

Nothing to make in the house. Except chicken breasts and lettuce. Sure I'll end up with a ceaser salad.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Nothing to make in the house. Except chicken breasts and lettuce. Sure I'll end up with a ceaser salad.

I'm about to pick up a pizza.

 

[Brownslave688]

Ramen

Order in. Pizza and wings.

Her: you ready to be nice now

Me: I'm going to the gym bye.

Her: wtf are you going to the gym for I thought you were hungry.

Me: I'm going to the gym so I don't kill you. Good day

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

From 30 miles away so I can go pick it up? Yeah I'll get right on that.

That's your wife's job. Go take a shower and and take some beers up there with u and tell her to go get the pizza and have it on table before you get done with your shower.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I'm about to pick up a pizza.

Friday night is takeout Chinese.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

That's your wife's job. Go take a shower and and take some beers up there with u and tell her to go get the pizza and have it on table before you get done with your shower.

Boy is it ever hard to figure out why you don't get laid

 

[Brownslave688]

That's your wife's job. Go take a shower and and take some beers up there with u and tell her to go get the pizza and have it on table before you get done with your shower.

There is zero chance that woman is driving anywhere

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Her: you ready to be nice now

Me: I'm going to the gym bye.

Her: wtf are you going to the gym for I thought you were hungry.

Me: I'm going to the gym so I don't kill you. Good day

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Her: you ready to be nice now

Me: I'm going to the gym bye.

Her: wtf are you going to the gym for I thought you were hungry.

Me: I'm going to the gym so I don't kill you. Good day

Been there. Done that. It'll be fine. Tell her to have food when u get home.