Turdferguson
Just a turd
I can't stop watching this one. I've seen it 15 times. My sides are hurting
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I can't stop watching this one. I've seen it 15 times. My sides are hurting
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Look who is softer than fresh cow patty on a hot day.
Turdferguson
Just a turd
This one too. Having trouble breathing
MyTripisCut
Never pumped gas
Catatonic
Nine Lives
That's @Turdferguson!
Turdferguson
Just a turd
You should have seen how I defiled her daughter the other day
burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
Turdferguson
Just a turd
Whatever
MyTripisCut
Never pumped gas
Turdferguson
Just a turd
Close. Spoons were involved
burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
MyTripisCut
Never pumped gas
Started interviewing helpers for peak. This guy is leading the pack....
MyTripisCut
Never pumped gas
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
So there's a trick to those things for a high score. You have to get on top of the bag and hit it at an angle down.
Watched two morons for half an hour hit on that thing trying to break like 750. These guys were literally running across the bar and punching it. 650, 680, 710. It was
ing hilarious.My buddies had seen me hit it a number of times and knew I always got over 900. After a few beers and lots of encouragement to show these yahoos up I was like friend it.
They put the money in and walk to the other side of the bar. Man they got it this time. I walk right in front of the machine turn and smoke it. It was like a home run swing. Knew I hit it perfect. BOOM 980!!!!
Should of seen the look on these guys faces.
Turdferguson
Just a turd
No he wasn't directing traffic and puking in a shoe
MyTripisCut
Never pumped gas
I'm still lmfao at this one!!!
Turdferguson
Just a turd
So there's a trick to those things for a high score. You have to get on top of the bag and hit it at an angle down.
Watched two morons for half an hour hit on that thing trying to break like 750. These guys were literally running across the bar and punching it. 650, 680, 710. It was
My buddies had seen me hit it a number of times and knew I always got over 900. After a few beers and lots of encouragement to show these yahoos up I was like friend it.
They put the money in and walk to the other side of the bar. Man they got it this time. I walk right in front of the machine turn and smoke it. It was like a home run swing. Knew I hit it perfect. BOOM 980!!!!
Should of seen the look on these guys faces.
What happened when you woke up from this dream? Were you laying in a puddle of urine?
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Was reading about their new fancy app for helpers.
My first thought. Man now any management can grab some misloads and go deliver them with their phone.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
That's a true story.
But I do believe I pissed myself sleeping on the couch that night.
