By Invitation Only

[MyTripisCut]

We don't joke about apples. That would be fruity.

Sounds like you got to the core of the problem.

 

[Wally]

Sounds like you got to the core of the problem.

That's what my Granny Smith always said to do.

 

[rod]

I will "break it to you gently", it was Juice Newton that invented those.

I had a good friend named Bob. He always told everyone he invented the bob-sled, bobby socks and the phrase "bob up and kiss my ass.

 

[Wally]

I had a good friend named Bob. He always told everyone he invented the bob-sled, bobby socks and the phrase "bob up and kiss my ass.

Wonder if he invented Bobbing for apples?

 

[Operational needs]

Wonder if he invented Bobbing for apples?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

 

[Wally]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

In a pool....(oops)


Bob

 

[Operational needs]

In a pool....(oops)


Bob

Oops. You're right. FAIL. LOL.

 

[Wally]

Oops. You're right. FAIL. LOL.

How about a gal with one leg shorter than the other?

Ileen

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Where does a woman with one leg work?

I-Hop.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

We don't joke about apples. That would be fruity.

Sounds like you got to the core of the problem.

That's what my Granny Smith always said to do.

Wonder if he invented Bobbing for apples?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

In a pool....(oops)


Bob

Oops. You're right. FAIL. LOL.

How about a gal with one leg shorter than the other?

Ileen

Where does a woman with one leg work?

I-Hop.

 

[Operational needs]

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Duh! Didn't you get the memo? It's Corny Joke Night! Lol.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Where does a woman with one leg work?

I-Hop.

 

[cosmo1]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

And in a pile of leaves?

 

[Operational needs]

And in a pile of leaves?

Don't know that one.

 

[cosmo1]

Don't know that one.

Russell.

 

[rod]

And in a pile of leaves?

Russel

 

[rod]

How about a gal with one leg shorter than the other?

Ileen

An oriental gal with one leg----Irene

 

[Operational needs]

Russell.

Russel

Boooooo. Lol.

 

[rod]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

laying in front of a door----------------------------Matt

 

[Brownslave688]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

@Future