I jumped out of the truck last Friday by the side of this field that had just been...just been hell, I don't know what they call it but they had just rolled all this hay into big ass round bales. Anyways, I jumped out of the truck to pisss and while standing there out in the breeze letting it flow, this chupacabra looking skunk racoon looking thing comes strolling out from behind one of these big bales. I don't know who was more freaked out.
He jumped like 2ft up on the bale and made some crazy noise, I

all over my leg,and tried to get all buttoned up / put away and we both turned and ran the opposite direction. After I calmed down and cleaned up, I sat for a moment looking for that fat thing. He was still running out into the field. It turned out to be some kind of badger and thankfully not a skunk.
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