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[542thruNthru]

You have really short legs?

It's one of those ironic nicknames. Like the 7ft 350lb man called "tiny"

His wife didn't want to hurt his feelings calling him "stubby"

 

[oldngray]

A New Jersey man’s injured hip turned out to be his lucky break after he ended up winning the lottery

This 87-year-old man broke his hip and wasn't able to buy Mega Millions tickets. After joining the hospital pool, he won.

What does an 87 year old man need with the lottery money? Think he should choose the lump sum?

 

[Operational needs]

A New Jersey man’s injured hip turned out to be his lucky break after he ended up winning the lottery

This 87-year-old man broke his hip and wasn't able to buy Mega Millions tickets. After joining the hospital pool, he won.

What does an 87 year old man need with the lottery money? Think he should choose the lump sum?

If it was my dad he would give us money.

 

[Brownslave688]

A New Jersey man’s injured hip turned out to be his lucky break after he ended up winning the lottery

This 87-year-old man broke his hip and wasn't able to buy Mega Millions tickets. After joining the hospital pool, he won.

What does an 87 year old man need with the lottery money? Think he should choose the lump sum?

Pass it on.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

It all started when we decided to let
Them Vote.

Afro-Americans?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

How about a BJ

She shops at Costco.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

How does the mother decide to give the kid her maiden name?


friend that if I'm a dad. Especially with it being a boy. That boy is carrying in MY name.

Matumbe?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

You’re a great dad. They should have your name.

Cut?

 

[burrheadd]

A New Jersey man’s injured hip turned out to be his lucky break after he ended up winning the lottery

This 87-year-old man broke his hip and wasn't able to buy Mega Millions tickets. After joining the hospital pool, he won.

What does an 87 year old man need with the lottery money? Think he should choose the lump sum?

A new hip

Ba Boom

 

[Operational needs]

Cut?

Sure! Lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

Played whiffle ball with my best friends 7 year old yesterday. Made him quit 3 times and cry 5 times.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Played whiffle ball with my best friends 7 year old yesterday. Made him quit 3 times and cry 5 times.

What are you a psychopath?

 

[oldngray]

What are you a psychopath?

He didn't even sharpen his spikes before sliding into base.

 

[Brownslave688]

What are you a psychopath?

Apparently mom and dad treat him like he's 4 and let him get a home run every time he makes contact. That don't fly with uncle brownslave

 

[Operational needs]

Played whiffle ball with my best friends 7 year old yesterday. Made him quit 3 times and cry 5 times.

@Turdferguson would be proud. Lol.

 

[oldngray]

@Turdferguson would be proud. Lol.

more jealous I think

 

[Operational needs]

Apparently mom and dad treat him like he's 4 and let him get a home run every time he makes contact. That don't fly with uncle brownslave

Good for you. It’s one thing to do it when they’re maybe four so he can learn the concept of hitting. He’s too old for that now.

 

[Operational needs]

more jealous I think

True.

 

[Brownslave688]

@Turdferguson would be proud. Lol.

I'm also the type that feeds on those tears. The harder you cry the harder I'm gonna try and get you out.


My best friend was like you're a dick. My wife was like in his defense he treats his 2 year old daughter the same way and she handles it better.

 

[Operational needs]

I'm also the type that feeds on those tears. The harder you cry the harder I'm gonna try and get you out.


My best friend was like you're a dick. My wife was like in his defense he treats his 2 year old daughter the same way and she handles it better.

Ask him who would he rather toughen him up, you or the neighborhood bullies?