By Invitation Only

[sailfish]

We're doing Jake from State Farm and Flo from Progressive this year. Her idea. My idea of her dressing up as a sexy nurse and staying in our bedroom got shot down.

I'd rather go as Mayhem or that gecko. State Farm can go choke on tangled drain hair.

 

[Operational needs]

Houses in this neighborhood are on big lots. I noticed a lot of them put bowls of candy at the end of their driveways with a note to “take ONE”. I wonder how long before a heathen comes along and dumps a whole bowl in their bag. lol.

 

[oldngray]

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Houses in this neighborhood are on big lots. I noticed a lot of them put bowls of candy at the end of their driveways with a note to “take ONE”. I wonder how long before a heathen comes along and dumps a whole bowl in their bag. lol.

How much did you take?

 

[Wally]

I’ve never mentioned a diet.

 

[Operational needs]

How much did you take?

lol. None.

 

[Wally]

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Houses in this neighborhood are on big lots. I noticed a lot of them put bowls of candy at the end of their driveways with a note to “take ONE”. I wonder how long before a heathen comes along and dumps a whole bowl in their bag. lol.

The turf is embarrassing .

 

[Operational needs]

The turf is embarrassing .

They were probably ecstatic to move out to the country where most aren’t concerned about their grass except to cut it.

 

[Wally]

They were probably ecstatic to move out to the country where most aren’t concerned about their grass except to cut it.

No pride.

 

[Operational needs]

No pride.

If you had five acres you’d spend every weekend nurturing your grass? You’d get over that soon enough.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

If you had five acres you’d spend every weekend nurturing your grass? You’d get over that soon enough.

If you have five acres with a house like that, you aren't taking care of the lawn yourself

 

[oldngray]

The turf is embarrassing .

They don't even have a lawn jockey.

 

[moreluck]

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Houses in this neighborhood are on big lots. I noticed a lot of them put bowls of candy at the end of their driveways with a note to “take ONE”. I wonder how long before a heathen comes along and dumps a whole bowl in their bag. lol.

3-5 seconds!!

 

[Wally]

If you have five acres with a house like that, you aren't taking care of the lawn yourself

I would, just buy some @Brownslave688 sized equipment.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I would, just buy some @Brownslave688 sized equipment.

But then you need to kiss your sister, and that's just weird

 

[Wally]

But then you need to kiss your sister, and that's just weird

Well, you are very right, but I was talking about a tractor. Lol

 

[Wally]

They don't even have a lawn jockey.

In that neighborhood they have one, but they hide it.

 

[MyTripisCut]

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Houses in this neighborhood are on big lots. I noticed a lot of them put bowls of candy at the end of their driveways with a note to “take ONE”. I wonder how long before a heathen comes along and dumps a whole bowl in their bag. lol.

We have eleven houses in our little dead end on the farm. Every year for the past three years, one of the neighbors kids takes our whole bowl. I’m considering mousetraps or glue in the bowl next year. I’m pretty sure it’s the Greek family’s kids, their mom is super fat.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

We have eleven houses in our little dead end on the farm. Every year for the past three years, one of the neighbors kids takes our whole bowl. I’m considering mousetraps or glue in the bowl next year. I’m pretty sure it’s the Greek family’s kids, their mom is super fat.

You racist sob bastard!!!!

 

[MyTripisCut]

You racist sob bastard!!!!

She’s so fat.

 

[oldngray]

She’s so fat.

hairy?