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Usually its truck drivers who barely speak English. And can't read a map.
A coworker with a hearing problem. I told her before that her problem isn’t lack of hearing but lack of listening. She loves to talk more than anyone I know and asks random questions not because she’s interested in the answer, but just to talk. Ain’t nobody got time for such stupidity.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
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What you want to do to that person who calls you for directions then keeps interrupting you as you start giving the directions, saying, Her- “Oh yeah. I know. I know. Go down that road and the McDonald’s right there”. Me- Um no. Then after multiple attempts to explain... Me- Are you going to listen? Her- I AM listening. Me- No you keep interrupting. Then she gets mad. Lol.
Don’t throat punch your daughter
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
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What you want to do to that person who calls you for directions then keeps interrupting you as you start giving the directions, saying, Her- “Oh yeah. I know. I know. Go down that road and the McDonald’s right there”. Me- Um no. Then after multiple attempts to explain... Me- Are you going to listen? Her- I AM listening. Me- No you keep interrupting. Then she gets mad. Lol.
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