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Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
We should just erase all of American history , give everything back to the Indians and we should all just pack up and go back to our ancestors homeland !!
That wouldn’t work for me. I’m a mutt. They’d have to split me in pieces to send me to Ireland, Scotland, England, Germany and Spain. Lol.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
The Democrat icon FDR has as statue in New York City. It should be removed. Much worse than Kate Smith, he rounded up American citizens and locked them up due to there race...Total racism!

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Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Go help her.
I was helping and I had already kept my mouth shut a few times when frustrated. Then she bit my head off for leaving the hardware in the room next door. Told her she better watch it. This is gonna be a project and we both just have to be patient and it’ll get done.


2 minutes later I check a text message on my phone. Literally 5 seconds. She starts going off about me being on my phone blah blah blah.


Ok I’m done. Do it yourself. I won’t be yelled at like I’m a child every 5 minutes.
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
I was helping and I had already kept my mouth shut a few times when frustrated. Then she bit my head off for leaving the hardware in the room next door. Told her she better watch it. This is gonna be a project and we both just have to be patient and it’ll get done.


2 minutes later I check a text message on my phone. Literally 5 seconds. She starts going off about me being on my phone blah blah blah.


Ok I’m done. Do it yourself. I won’t be yelled at like I’m a child every 5 minutes.
Lol. I’m so glad I never got like that when I was pregnant.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Lol. I’m so glad I never got like that when I was pregnant.
It’s a flaw of hers even when not preg. Just gets magnified when she is.


So damn stubborn too. Literally if she’d just say I’m sorry I may have overreacted I’d go right back over and help. But she’ll be mad for 2-3 days over this and never admit she could have possibly done anything wrong.
 

silverbullet2893

KILL KILL!!
I was helping and I had already kept my mouth shut a few times when frustrated. Then she bit my head off for leaving the hardware in the room next door. Told her she better watch it. This is gonna be a project and we both just have to be patient and it’ll get done.


2 minutes later I check a text message on my phone. Literally 5 seconds. She starts going off about me being on my phone blah blah blah.


Ok I’m done. Do it yourself. I won’t be yelled at like I’m a child every 5 minutes.

Tell her I’ll deliver picklemans for $40 and one day to kill a turkey at the farm.


Illegally of course.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Tell her I’ll deliver picklemans for $40 and one day to kill a turkey at the farm.


Illegally of course.
Had some idiot at church that I went to high school with ask me how many acres I had. Haven’t talked to the guy in 15 years at least.


Started asking about turkey hunting. I just laughed and said my property is full of hunters dude.
 

silverbullet2893

KILL KILL!!
Had some idiot at church that I went to high school with ask me how many acres I had. Haven’t talked to the guy in 15 years at least.


Started asking about turkey hunting. I just laughed and said my property is full of hunters dude.


Illinois sticks it to us out of state folk. Be a small fortune just to turkey hunt 6 days over there
 
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