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[burrheadd]

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Kentucky Derby is this coming Saturday. I wonder if @Turdferguson is decorating his hat this week?

More his style

 

[Brownslave688]

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The 4 year old will make it further in life. Calling it right now.

 

[silverbullet2893]

Pig on loose in southern Illinois town, captures hearts of residents


Geeeeeezus @silverbullet2893 look
At this!!!!!

I know how to “catch” the pig and feed the town. A 308 between her ears.

Smfh. Surprised my buddy hasn’t blasted it lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

I’m ready for a nap. Up early fixed breakfast, knocked off a piece. Now I’m tired.

 

[Operational needs]

I’m ready for a nap. Up early fixed breakfast, knocked off a piece. Now I’m tired.

You’re getting old. Lol.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I’m ready for a nap. Up early fixed breakfast, knocked off a piece. Now I’m tired.

No doubting you’re a Teamster with that sentence series.

 

[upschuck]

No doubting you’re a Teamster with that sentence series.

It's a secret code, so you management folk can't understand what we're saying.

 

[Brownslave688]

You’re getting old. Lol.

And I went to bed at 12:30 and got up at 5:30

 

[Brownslave688]

 

[Operational needs]

And I went to bed at 12:30 and got up at 5:30

Eh. It wouldn’t have bothered you when you were 21. You would have done all that and said, Yeeah! Time to go dig some fence post holes! Lol.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

It's a secret code, so you management folk can't understand what we're saying.

Written in crayon, no doubt

 

[FrigidFTSup]

You would have done all that and said, Yeeah! Time to go dig some fence post holes! Lol.

I’ve never seen a sentence to describe the simpleton better.

 

[Operational needs]

This is why rednecks don’t need anything nice. They built this last year, didn’t finish it and it’s already junked up.

 

[upschuck]

Written in crayon, no doubt

Looked to me that it was typed.

 

[Brownslave688]

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This is why rednecks don’t need anything nice. They built this last year, didn’t finish it and it’s already junked up.

It’s like if @Turdferguson were to win the lottery.

 

[oldngray]

 

[oldngray]

It’s like if @Turdferguson were to win the lottery.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Looked to me that it was typed.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

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Love that skit. “They’ve all jumped out!”

 

[FrigidFTSup]

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This is why rednecks don’t need anything nice. They built this last year, didn’t finish it and it’s already junked up.

Take note @Brownslave688