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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Not deep....wide.
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Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Septic?
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Indecisi0n
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ohhhhhhhh
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
I know.....
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Why you digging it up?
542thruNthru
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Because he has 12 weeks off and has to find something to do so his wife don't yell at him for being fat and lazy!
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542thruNthru
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Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
You’re going to cause @Wally to orgasm educating you on his favorite thing ever. Lol.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
You know what would be awesome there is a complete wiffleball field. Homerun fence and everything!
542thruNthru
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Ok... kind of a long story but felt I should share it.
So got back from Cancun yesterday. Finally fall asleep around 11pm. At 3am my wife and I are woken up by a loud crashing sound. Dog starts barking and the sound just keeps going. Like gravel being spilled inside the house.
So get my handgun out of the safe on my night stand and begin to head downstairs as my wife goes to check on my son. Sounds still going as I turn on the hall/stairs lights (bad idea by the way). I go COMPLETELY blind from the light and think "nice one dip S*). So squinting and blinking as I go down the stairs I'm thinking. "This burglar must be the worst ever" because the sound is still going.
Dog leading the way I turn the corner and see a light on the refrigerator. My damn ice dispenser just spilling ice all over the floor! I don't hurry because I'm thinking. "Is someone friend'ing with me?" By the time I get there the ice machine is empty and its everywhere.
So for about 30min I was sweeping up ice at 3am. Great welcome home gift from my refrigerator!
So got back from Cancun yesterday. Finally fall asleep around 11pm. At 3am my wife and I are woken up by a loud crashing sound. Dog starts barking and the sound just keeps going. Like gravel being spilled inside the house.
So get my handgun out of the safe on my night stand and begin to head downstairs as my wife goes to check on my son. Sounds still going as I turn on the hall/stairs lights (bad idea by the way). I go COMPLETELY blind from the light and think "nice one dip S*). So squinting and blinking as I go down the stairs I'm thinking. "This burglar must be the worst ever" because the sound is still going.
Dog leading the way I turn the corner and see a light on the refrigerator. My damn ice dispenser just spilling ice all over the floor! I don't hurry because I'm thinking. "Is someone friend'ing with me?" By the time I get there the ice machine is empty and its everywhere.
So for about 30min I was sweeping up ice at 3am. Great welcome home gift from my refrigerator!
542thruNthru
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Know a guy that built one of those in his backyard. Lives in IL also.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Digging up about 20 stumps. Putting a fence around the yard. Putting up a play set and shed. Fixing some drainage issues. The yard also beats me to hell when I mow and there’s rocks and concrete block pieces all over it.
Figured while I have the equipment and it’s tore up anyway just redo it all.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
That’s going up out at the farm
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
At least it didn’t happen while you were gone and ruin your floor
oldngray
nowhere special
Apparently
We are just gonna play 20 questions and he isn’t gonna answer.
Maybe he's busy working?
... nah
542thruNthru
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My mom was staying at my house watching my son while we were away but yeah it could have been much worse.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
13 weeks
