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542thruNthru

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My mother used her arm as a seatbelt.
She combed my hair with a licked wet thumb.
She cracked my ass when I mouthed off to her.
She threw out the Xmas tree when I got caught shoplifting and made me clean up her mess in the front yard.

My mother told me to quit crying when I busted my ass on the playground. She further exasperated the situation by telling me she'd give me something to REALLY cry about if I didn't stop, as if my tooth through the lip wasn't enough.

She told me to go play in traffic...on numerous occasions. I did.

I never called CPS or the cops on her for beating my ass, with whatever object that was within her reach, at the very moment her corporal punishment was imposed. Who would have thought a jar of shatterproof peanut butter or a plastic spatula could be used with such impunity and swiftness to impose discipline?

This sentence below is debatable!
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I turned out fine and so will all the other kids who have mothers like mine.
 
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