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The things you see on the internet. This was an ad on cnn.com. Lol.
 

MyTripisCut

Tiyeeee-gyyyeah!
So last night Ava put on her house slippers to roam around the house so we couldn’t hear her moving around the house.

Teenage years are gonna be fun. I can only imagine the elaborate schemes to break curfew.
My neighbors kid is half a notch above an idiot. They got him a quad to play on during the pandemic, so the other day his idiot dad lowered the restriction on the throttle. The kids flying around, jumping curbs, doing 35 mph down the street with cars and such. My daughter asked if she could ride on the back. I said absolutely not, and when he gets a car and asks to give you a ride to school the answer is absolutely not, so don’t ask in 8 years!
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Based on your search history....
Maybe most of the ads, but all. I guarantee you I’ve never searched anything on the internet about mine or anyone else’s bunghole. Lol. Sometimes I get ads that are totally out there, have nothing to do with anything I’ve ever searched, and I’m wondering why they would show them to me. Lol.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
My neighbors kid is half a notch above an idiot. They got him a quad to play on during the pandemic, so the other day his idiot dad lowered the restriction on the throttle. The kids flying around, jumping curbs, doing 35 mph down the street with cars and such. My daughter asked if she could ride on the back. I said absolutely not, and when he gets a car and asks to give you a ride to school the answer is absolutely not, so don’t ask in 8 years!
Just boys being boys lol

We are headed to get a quad for Ava in the next couple of months
 

sailfish

Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone

542thruNthru

Well-Known Member
My neighbors kid is half a notch above an idiot. They got him a quad to play on during the pandemic, so the other day his idiot dad lowered the restriction on the throttle. The kids flying around, jumping curbs, doing 35 mph down the street with cars and such. My daughter asked if she could ride on the back. I said absolutely not, and when he gets a car and asks to give you a ride to school the answer is absolutely not, so don’t ask in 8 years!
Cops would be called in a heart beat here.
 

BadIdeaGuy

Keyboard Kenny
Staff member
"post-pandemic dating could be defined by showing off your vaccine card, throwing caution to the wind, and proudly parading your COVID-15 weight gain."

Yeah, @BadIdeaGuy. Looks like I'm definitely out for good.
I'm a realist.
I'd sooner have a real girl who enjoys life and food than some self starved stick girl who can't ever do anything fun.

But being "proud" of your weight gains is where I'm with you completely.
Screw that.
I've gained a couple pounds since I've been more cooped up, but I'm going to drop those ASAP this summer.
 

542thruNthru

Well-Known Member
I'm a realist.
I'd sooner have a real girl who enjoys life and food than some self starved stick girl who can't ever do anything fun.

But being "proud" of your weight gains is where I'm with you completely.
Screw that.
I've gained a couple pounds since I've been more cooped up, but I'm going to drop those ASAP this summer.
Don't listen to those girls. They are just jealous that you fill out a bra better than they do.
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
I'm a realist.
I'd sooner have a real girl who enjoys life and food than some self starved stick girl who can't ever do anything fun.

But being "proud" of your weight gains is where I'm with you completely.
Screw that.
I've gained a couple pounds since I've been more cooped up, but I'm going to drop those ASAP this summer.
How have you been more cooped up? Don’t you work a lot?
 
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