Easiest peak ever?

[59 Dano]

Why would you set someone up to fail beyond what they fail at already?

Why would I do something like that to someone who excessively milks the clock, takes stops that she shouldn't, and then can't handle it? Because it would be hilarious.

What kind of a person are you to suggest this covert attempt?

One who has been recognized for the joy and fun I bring to the workplace.

 

[Cactus]

Why would I do something like that to someone who excessively milks the clock, takes stops that she shouldn't, and then can't handle it? Because it would be hilarious.

Not to the customer who is waiting on their package.

 

[MrFedEx]

Try this...

Have someone put a couple of packages out of her area on her truck without her knowing it. Nothing so far away that an 01 might be justified, but far enough to be a problem while being close enough that it has to be attempted. Repeat as needed. She wants stops that she shouldn't have? Give her stops she shouldn't have.

Wow, a lying sack of management giving advice on how to set-up an employee to fail. Do you learn this at Station One?

 

[Cactus]

Wow, a lying sack of management giving advice on how to set-up an employee to fail. Do you learn this at Station One?

Dano was over at MT3's place sipping on eggnog with him and they concocted this lame idea.

 

[MrFedEx]

Dano was over at MT3's place sipping on eggnog with him and they concocted this lame idea.

Oh, that explains it. Wonder if Mattie gave Dano the peppermint stick.

 

[59 Dano]

Not to the customer who is waiting on their package.

He'll get over it.

 

[59 Dano]

Wow, a lying sack of management giving advice on how to set-up an employee to fail. Do you learn this at Station One?

Nope. Just advice on how to help an employee who chooses to milk the clock.

 

[59 Dano]

Oh, that explains it. Wonder if Mattie gave Dano the peppermint stick.

Alas, the anonymity of the internet allows the official FedEx cuckold to lash out.

 

[It will be fine]

Alas, the anonymity of the internet allows the official FedEx cuckold to lash out.

You've fully embraced the Trump now. Using as an insult. Head back to r/the_donald to spew your nonsense.

 

[MrFedEx]

Alas, the anonymity of the internet allows the official FedEx cuckold to lash out.

Your wife said you were hung like a hamster. That's why she had me over to fulfill her needs.

 

[Schweddy]

You mean, hung like a weasel?

Our station is nowhere near as busy as last year.

 

[59 Dano]

Your wife said you were hung like a hamster. That's why she had me over to fulfill her needs.

That explains why she was laughing, I guess.

All kidding aside, she fires people like you, makes more money than you, is smarter than you, is better looking than you, and would call you a crybaby to your face... I don't think you have much of anything that would appeal to her.

 

[MrFedEx]

That explains why she was laughing, I guess.

All kidding aside, she fires people like you, makes more money than you, is smarter than you, is better looking than you, and would call you a crybaby to your face... I don't think you have much of anything that would appeal to her.

Hmmm. That isn't what she was saying last night. We wrote your name in yellow in the snow..."She was holding the pen."(Sean Connery).

 

[59 Dano]

Hmmm. That isn't what she was saying last night. We wrote your name in yellow in the snow..."She was holding the pen."(Sean Connery).

That your insult is something that rivals what you'd hear from an 8th grader isn't the biggest tragedy here, it's that it is unoriginal.

 

[Gone fishin]

That was far the busiest xmas our station has had in years. Glad it's over

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Merry Christmas my FedEx friends

 

[Sparky]

They actually set up help routes beforehand this year instead of having everyone drop 150 stops on the floor

 

[Operational needs]

Merry Christmas my FedEx friends

Merry Christmas to you too, UPS friend.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Merry Christmas to you too, UPS friend.

Thank you nice FedEx lady