Expectations for 2019 pcm

[Bob11B]

Aren’t they losing a ton of money by doing this

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Aren’t they losing a ton of money by doing this

You better charge up your battery...

 

[Bob11B]

You better charge up your battery...

Impossible with a 3 year old if you want any silent time

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Impossible with a 3 year old if you want any silent time

Hide!!

 

[Coldworld]

Hide!!

I bet that 3 year old could even figure out how to operate your 15 year old flip phone...

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I bet that 3 year old could even figure out how to operate your 15 year old flip phone...

I got state of the art.

 

[Coldworld]

I got state of the art.

Apple iPhone 2???

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

You are cute when you pretend to work at UPS and to have a clue about what goes on here.

Your pretend rage about ORION is cute.
I have forgotten more about UPS than you pretend to know.

With ORION you are replaceable.
A Monkey could do the job now.

 

[soberups]

Your pretend rage about ORION is cute.
I have forgotten more about UPS than you pretend to know.

With ORION you are replaceable.
A Monkey could do the job now.

You seriously have no clue...

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Your pretend rage about ORION is cute.
I have forgotten more about UPS than you pretend to know.

With ORION you are replaceable.
A Monkey could do the job now.

No, monkeys are the ones planning the routes now.

 

[Brownslave688]

Aren’t they losing a ton of money by doing this

We are not “losing” money I promise you

 

[Brownslave688]

I bet that 3 year old could even figure out how to operate your 15 year old flip phone...

They’d struggle more with the flip phone than an iPhone.

 

[Bob11B]

We are not “losing” money I promise you

I agree with you..by losing I meant, making less profit than before.

 

[1989]

Your pretend rage about ORION is cute.
I have forgotten more about UPS than you pretend to know.

With ORION you are replaceable.
A Monkey could do the job now.

Orion is two steps backwards.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Yep


They came right out and said we plan on oversupervising you.

I don’t think you can be over-supervised!

 

[Bob11B]

I don’t think you can be over-supervised!

^words of a supervisor

 

[UPSER1987]

Your pretend rage about ORION is cute.
I have forgotten more about UPS than you pretend to know.

With ORION you are replaceable.
A Monkey could do the job now.

Just....wow...another out of touch soul

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

Just....wow...another out of touch soul

@Dragon is in charge of that Department

 

[Coldworld]

They’d struggle more with the flip phone than an iPhone.

No touch screen... nothing but calling out and texts.... true but more than enough for @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U ...

 

[soberups]

Our pcm today was about our expectations for 2019, and the crackdowns are coming.

Everybody will run scratch. Even low overages below 0.50, which have generally been acceptable, will no longer be tolerated .

Everybody will run Orion at 95%. No longer will 85% be acceptable.

Everybody will beat the Orion miles.

Everybody who fails to meet all three expectations will be treated with 3-day performance rides until they do so.

Nowhere in these expectations are the words 'customer' or 'service' mentioned.

2019 is going to be a wild ride.

Buckle up.

Any supervisor who tried to spew that BS in my building would get laughed out of the room.
There are 85 of us and only 3 of them, and we can do math.