Funniest moment you've had

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Hiding out in the background

Wife home?

 

[KOG72]

Wife home?

Not yet

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

You sure you weren't a runner-gunner?

No track star here. I was on the "talk to list" most every morning about my time the day before. Matter of fact, they were glad to see me go into feeders. lol

 

[watdaflock?]

Not long ago I overheard a Trump supporter say, "only minorities are poor" and almost puked from laughing so hard.

 

[SaladTosser]

Funniest thing I've ever seen was somebody literally slapped a label on one of these and shipped it out like that.

 

[wayfair]

Funniest thing I've ever seen was somebody literally slapped a label on one of these and shipped it out like that.

I deliver toilet paper that has a label just slapped on.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Indeed. You are correct @cosmo1
Said hole will never be wet for any ups employee, ever.

What, the shorts don't turn you on?

 

[burrheadd]

What, the shorts don't turn you on?

Show her a pic of you in booty shorts and see what happens

 

[over9five]

I've been reading this thread (great idea for a thread, @DRporch ).
But I can't think of anything funny enough....

 

[silverbullet2893]

Drove to work, got sent home as extra, got home, got called back to work, drove all the way back to get sent home again. Kinda funny I guess.


They acted apologetic, I laughed, they laughed, good times.

 

[AsweetGirl]

What, the shorts don't turn you on?

I don't remember saying that.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I don't remember saying that.

Are you a FedEx girl?

 

[bottomups]

Indeed. You are correct @cosmo1
Said hole will never be wet for any ups employee, ever.

What about the back door?

 

[AsweetGirl]

Are you a FedEx girl?

Negative

 

[AsweetGirl]

What about the back door?

What about it?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Negative

So your down with working in the brown?

 

[AsweetGirl]

So your down with working in the brown?

I work at ups, yes.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I work at ups, yes.

Can you answer that again without the first four words?

 

[AsweetGirl]

Can you answer that again without the first four words?

I will not do such thing.

 

[wayfair]

Can you answer that again without the first four words?

maybe after a couple shots of
Jagermeister!!!!!!!!!!!!