Going out after work in your uniform.

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by tacken, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. tacken

    tacken Active Member

    So Friday night I go to the local sports bar having a beer and watching the hockey game. Looking around when I notice a Fed Ex ground driver in his uniform drinking beer after beer. Why would you go out in your uniform and drink? Shouldn't you change first instead of advertising like that?
  2. Operational needs

    Operational needs Non desistas. Non exieras.

    I've done it many times. Maybe going out with coworkers on impulse. No clothes with me and I live too far to go home and change. I'm not going to drink beer after beer though.
  3. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Wouldn't the real surprise be that you saw Ground drivers actually wearing uniforms regardless of where it was?
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  4. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    Or being able to afford beer after beer!
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  5. It will be fine

    It will be fine Well-Known Member

    He was probably waiting for pickups.
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  6. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member

    Or when he comes staggering home at 1:30AM with breath that will knock you over and says to the old woman " Hard day today honey. Did 976 stops,drove 1844 miles. You see I didn't even take the time to change out of my uniform because I wanted to get home to you ASAP". He was probably wearing one of those old peter puffer purple and rump ranger green uniforms. You know, the one that was named uniform of the year by the American Gay Bar Owners Association 3 years in a row
  7. whenIgetthere

    whenIgetthere Well-Known Member

    I can't change out of that uniform after work quickly enough!
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  8. McFeely

    McFeely Huge Member

    I wear my holster to the bar
  9. dezguy

    dezguy Well-Known Member

    The first thing I do when I get off work is go home and get out of that uniform asap and shower off. No way I'm wearing that thing any longer than I have to.
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  10. burrheadd

    burrheadd Creepy pervert

    Beer holder?
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  11. 59 Dano

    59 Dano Some of my best friends are black.

    It makes ya look bad.
  12. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    Is that awkward with nothing else on?
  13. McFeely

    McFeely Huge Member

    I guess it's awkward for everybody else, yeah.
  14. Express Courier

    Express Courier Active Member

    Exactly this. From front door to shower in about 45 seconds.
  15. l22

    l22 Active Member

    1. You get better service a lot of the time

    2. It helps you get laid if you apply yourself
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  16. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Why would anyone want to feel the burning shame of being seen in a FedEx uniform off-duty?
  17. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    I sit at a bar for lunch(in uniform) all the time... no use taking up a whole table when eating alone.. Only ever had one person mention anything, I said don't worry it is a Virgin Rum and Coke... ;)
  18. BoxStomper69

    BoxStomper69 Goldmember

    I've drank while in public, in my uniform (can't do it after a 100 degree day, I don't care how late I am). The reason why I can pull it off without comments, everyone else in the small town restaurant or at metal concert at a bar in the city has had more than me and honestly doesn't care.

    The only time I've gotten comments, oddly enough, is at the grocery store. It's a Tuesday, my wife is with me, a cart full of groceries and I have a six pack sitting on top for the weekend. "I feel like I shouldn't be selling this to you..."
  19. Operational needs

    Operational needs Non desistas. Non exieras.

    You should have responded with, "And I feel like you should MYOB".
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  20. Sparky

    Sparky Member

    When you get off at 10pm and don't have to drive, may as well have a few drinks