Hello, so I don't work for UPS but I have a crush on a UPS driver who comes to my job and drops off packages. I have a package expected to arrive this week and I'd like to write a funny/witty joke or some sort of comment for him to chuckle. I don't want it to be flirty. He always comes in smiling and is a very nice guy who is quite shy. As UPS drivers, what would make your guys' day when it comes to reading notes left on packages? Any help is much appreciated!
HELP...much needed advice!
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542thruNthru
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You wanna make him smile just right "I swallow" on the package.
Staydryitsraining
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Stop making new user names and posted dumb 
Richard Cranium
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Not quite sure how you would leave a note on a package due for arrival, but if you stare at his package for about 20 seconds I think he will get the hint.
Matty_lawn
Poopin' on the clock
LeaveIt2Griever
FileFileFile
"Hand over that package, big boy"
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Then sign your phone number on the DIAD.
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Then sign your phone number on the DIAD.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
I can't help you, but maybe these other clowns and sickos can, however, they will need more info before they can further advise:
Are you a dude? If so, were out of here.
If female,
Age, height, and weight?
Rate yourself on the 1-10 scale.
What celebrity do you most look like?
Indecisi0n
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That's worked for me in the past.
TearsInRain
IE boogeyman
food is the way to a mans heart, bake him some cookies or something
when you give him the food, compliment something about him, if you mention something about his appearance he'll probably get the hint
when you give him the food, compliment something about him, if you mention something about his appearance he'll probably get the hint
Future
Victory Ride
Lmao
Future
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Cross your legs in a short skirt ....in front of him
burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
DumbTruckDriver
Allergic to cardboard.
It would look like a garbled mess on most of the DIADs in my building.
BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
I'm sure his deliveries are "signature required" because he is dropping off at a place of business. Just keep volunteering to sign for the packages. Then, sign it with " CALL ME
" and write your number on a separate note. lol
Future
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