MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Reveal the "October Surprise" now so all of your loyal followers can see just how "good" you are going to be to them. What? It's a "surprise", and it cannot be revealed for proprietary reasons? Fred...I'm disappointed in you.
Just so you all remember and so you can prepare yourselves for the future, here is just a partial list of what Fred has done for you.
* Eliminated your Traditional Pension Plan. No, he didn't have to, but he did, so he could save himself millions.
* Raised your healthcare premiums to astonishing levels and installed ridiculous deductibles
* Killed Profit Sharing
* Spent hundreds of millions to preserve his RLA "Express Carrier" exemption, a special deal just for him courtesy of the US Congress
* Eliminated shift premiums because "FedEx couldn't adminster the premiums fairly". You will soon discover the real reason for the elimination of shift premiums
* Created a Ground division comprised of "independent contractors" who hire drivers for ridicuously low wages and no benefits to create a UPS clone with a cost structure approximately 40% less expensive than Big Brown. FedEx manages them like employees, holds them to employee standards, and runs the division with an iron fist, but none of the drivers work for FedEx. Really? You will soon discover why Ground will cost the average Express employee a ton of income. But Fred doesn't want you to find out yet.
* FedEx is "broke" and on the verge of corporate "death". Yet, Fred can spend hundreds of millions of new companies internationally and buy a whole new fleet of planes. Why is that, Fred?
There's more, but that's enough on the takeaways for now. Tell us how you raise big bucks for the GOP so they will do your bidding and how you fly senators and congressmen all over the world on the FedEx executive jet fleet to curry favor with them. Isn't spending millions on donations for them enough?
Tell us about how you ran over and killed that poor black guy in Memphis back in the 70's. Rumor has it that you were drunk, but that you paid-off the family and got away with murder because you were a big deal in a nothing city.
Tell us how you swindled your own sisters to finance your ambitions. Please?
Screw you, your pandas, and may Karma visit you frequently for what you are about to do. You are beneath contempt Mr. Smith, and you deserve to rot in Hell.
Just so you all remember and so you can prepare yourselves for the future, here is just a partial list of what Fred has done for you.
* Eliminated your Traditional Pension Plan. No, he didn't have to, but he did, so he could save himself millions.
* Raised your healthcare premiums to astonishing levels and installed ridiculous deductibles
* Killed Profit Sharing
* Spent hundreds of millions to preserve his RLA "Express Carrier" exemption, a special deal just for him courtesy of the US Congress
* Eliminated shift premiums because "FedEx couldn't adminster the premiums fairly". You will soon discover the real reason for the elimination of shift premiums
* Created a Ground division comprised of "independent contractors" who hire drivers for ridicuously low wages and no benefits to create a UPS clone with a cost structure approximately 40% less expensive than Big Brown. FedEx manages them like employees, holds them to employee standards, and runs the division with an iron fist, but none of the drivers work for FedEx. Really? You will soon discover why Ground will cost the average Express employee a ton of income. But Fred doesn't want you to find out yet.
* FedEx is "broke" and on the verge of corporate "death". Yet, Fred can spend hundreds of millions of new companies internationally and buy a whole new fleet of planes. Why is that, Fred?
There's more, but that's enough on the takeaways for now. Tell us how you raise big bucks for the GOP so they will do your bidding and how you fly senators and congressmen all over the world on the FedEx executive jet fleet to curry favor with them. Isn't spending millions on donations for them enough?
Tell us about how you ran over and killed that poor black guy in Memphis back in the 70's. Rumor has it that you were drunk, but that you paid-off the family and got away with murder because you were a big deal in a nothing city.
Tell us how you swindled your own sisters to finance your ambitions. Please?
Screw you, your pandas, and may Karma visit you frequently for what you are about to do. You are beneath contempt Mr. Smith, and you deserve to rot in Hell.
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