I am the kid who lost his leg in a yard accident

[nicky]

Dear Brown Cafe,

My name is Nota Troll at 29:55 on February 30th I was involved in an accident at UPS that caused me to suffer great injury. I was rushed to the quack shack that they call a doctor at which point the doctor told me this was a preexisting injury. I swear this company will go out of its way to keep those of us with legitimate injuries from getting care. That crack in my was not there before but now I guess Im outta luck and will have to suffer through this injury for the rest of my life.

Signed,
Nota Troll

 

[FilingBluesFL]

All my worst accidents and tramatic incidents have occurred at UPS.

Luckily, because they follow us with cameras and video tape us to discipline us, they've managed to capture every bad moment on tape

Hot Shots! - Admiral Benson (English) - YouTube

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

U should have made your screen name Ray Finkle. Would have been way funnier.

Laces out??

 

[anonymous6]

lawyer speak

 

[soberups]

You could always get a new job waiting tables at IHOP.

 

[soberups]

If you were a female, you could change your name to Eilene.

 

[Loyal Teamster]

Judging by the plethora of newly registered users, including "Loyal Teamstr," posting in a similar time frame today, I think it's highly probable that our friend is punking us once again.

Regardless, a Google search of the OP's name (performed before it was edited out) turned up no news stories. Given the construction of the post, I'd say it's highly probable it's also the work of "Loyal Teamster." In any event, no "kid" talks like "at 21:25..."

Loyal Teamstr & all the other troll accounts are not affiliate with me.



Thanks,
​Loyal Teamster

 

[BSWALKS]

If you were a female, you could change your name to Eilene.

His real name is probably skip

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

His real name is probably skip

..or a Japanese female. Then the name could be Irene.

 

[gingerkat]

..or a Japanese female. Then the name could be Irene.

Hey now...

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Hey now...

Sorry, couldn't resist piling on with this failed fishing trip.

 

[gingerkat]

yeah I know, just busting your chops a little - hehe

 

[BMWSauber1991]

If this is a troll lets just hop he loses his arms so he can't type anymore on here.

 

[BMWSauber1991]

Hope *

 

[gingerkat]

If it's a troll, maybe he'll lose his head

 

[Bagels]

LOL!!!

Loyal Teamstr & all the other troll accounts are not affiliate with me.



Thanks,
​Loyal Teamster

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

If it's a troll, maybe he'll lose his head

(Fingers crossed)

 

[superballs63]

. One of my legs went outside the opening and the trailer backed in on it. I had my leg amputated.

Pics, or it didn't happen

 

[Dracula]

Speaking of jokes...

A man goes in for a job interview. The interviewer asks the man what his biggest weakness is.

"That's easy, I'm way too honest."

The interviewer smiles and says, "Well, that sounds like a strength to me."

"WHO GIVES A **** WHAT YOU THINK," the man screams.

 

[Anonymous 10]

Just so you know my BS detector is going off... please...

You are responsible for protecting your own privacy and respecting the privacy of others. This means no posting of your own or any other person's full name, email addresses, work or home locations, job titles, phone numbers, addresses, Social Security numbers, or any other personally identifiable or private information. This also means your full name cannot be used as your username or posted anywhere on our site.

and she means it so dont try it again.