laffter
Well-Known Member
Back in the day when I worked preload, I also had a second job at Wal-Mart. So I'd work UPS 4-9am, then Wal-Mart from 3pm-12am. During peak, it was Wal-Mart 3pm-11:55pm, then UPS 12:05am-9am.
I would sleep in the time between jobs. My gal at the time came over one day, tried to snuggle up with me while I was sleeping in bed, and I had this crazy dream that I had this Oversized, overweight Irreg. that just WOULDN'T get the hell out of the feeder.
So I'm pushing it, kicking it, shoving it, and FINALLY it got out of the truck!
Turned out I ended up kicking the crap out of my girlfriend and shoving her out of the bed onto the floor. Whoops!
Or so that's the story you gave the police.
Clever man.