I'm a corporate big wig. Ask me anything.

[Coldworld]

I got a question:
How can UPS replace 40,000 teamsters if Darigold cant replace 250 teamsters.

40 k???? More like 250k.....

 

[TheMachine]

Why are we all taking this thread so seriously. Quite clearly trolling.

Big wig my $. More like a small time corporate micro penis.

 

[Brohn Bron]

Since you believe he's a corporate bigwig I just thought I'd let you know I'm David Abney. If you have any questions about the company I'd be happy to answer them.

Seriously man? He's a troll and everyone knows it. I mean for god sakes his name is UPS bigwig stockholder but go right ahead and ask him some questions. Lol

You are def not David A. But he could be a corporate guy. You don’t know.

 

[Wally]

This is how the woman wear the men down.

 

[bottomups]

If only the chicks were free.

This one cost $130,000.

 

[Tom MacDonald]

Vote yes.

Can you help me get promoted to be a part time sup? I've been doing my best to get promoted but it's just been difficult. I know it's a well sought after career and you get a lot of respect and responsibility but I know I can do it.

 

[sandwich]

Actually it's what's going to let us replace you with cheaper labor.

Hahahaha now that's funny.

 

[rocket man]

I would ask . but you might be a bed bug . but not a big wig.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Vote yes.

Since no one else gets that you are mocking all the clearly management trolls on here pretending to be union members, I'll play along...

How many hours do drivers have to work for you to be able to pay for the repairs to your yacht?

 

[UPS_BIGWIG_STOCKHOLDER]

Since no one else gets that you are mocking all the clearly management trolls on here pretending to be union members, I'll play along...

How many hours do drivers have to work for you to be able to pay for the repairs to your yacht?

Which one?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Can you bigwigs please add a &hitter to the package car?

 

[Glenlake55Wally]

Why are we all taking this thread so seriously. Quite clearly trolling.

Big wig my $. More like a small time corporate micro penis.

You’ve obviously NEVER been around the corporate office. You can’t GET to be a big wig WITHOUT a small-time micro penis. Its a prerequisite for the job. They have little chains that are mini versions of the ones for measuring oversize packages. Before they promote someone they use the chain to measure length and girth. Anyone who’s “oversize” is not eligible for promotion.

 

[Indecisi0n]

You’ve obviously NEVER been around the corporate office. You can’t GET to be a big wig WITHOUT a small-time micro penis. Its a prerequisite for the job. They have little chains that are mini versions of the ones for measuring oversize packages. Before they promote someone they use the chain to measure length and girth. Anyone who’s “oversize” is not eligible for promotion.

Well there goes my bigwig career.

 

[iruhnman630]

Can you bigwigs please add a &hitter to the package car?

And reduce the need to take breaks at locations with bathrooms?

Are you out of your mind?


Don't give them any ideas.

 

[Withbacon]

They would lose a lot more if everyone followed it 100 percent.

Starting here Monday we will only have Orion. Won't be able to switch to RDO

 

[Middleagedbro]

Tell me how ORION makes sense if you can't put it in order on the shelf. The quickest way to get packages off are to do it in order, not flip-flopping from shelf to shelf.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Which one?

"The Sea Word"

 

[G.V. Rush]

The only thing I forecast to hurt this company is driver's making over $40 for unskilled labor. The technology and training tells you exactly what to do. Anybody off the street could do the job.

Than why is turn over so high? Have you ever delivered even one package yourself? Last time I checked operating a commercial vehicle is a skilled position. Dbags faking numbers on a computer screen seems pretty unskilled to me.

1.75 billion dollars in profit in one quarter not enough for you? But paying us a liveable wage is going to destroy the company?

You and @Dragon must have intense make out sessions while popping oxy’s all day. Yeah that’s right, I know how you big wigs roll.

 

[G.V. Rush]

It’s just getting ridiculous up in here now... let’s just get this NO vote in the books and send them back to the bargaining table... the faster we can get better language and get this thing ratified the faster these trolls will gtfo of here..

The retro back paycheck is gonna be sweet am I right?

 

[UnconTROLLed]

You’re even stupider then I thought. I wish Hoffa wasn’t in there. I loved the 97 strike and would love to teach you another lesson

*more stupid

Why are you all such dicks and how do you expect this company to survive with all the incompetent management from top to bottom

How does this not also apply to the Teamsters? Just 'sayin...