La-Z Ship

[brownmonster]

Don't do that-----there is nothing wrong with that house.

Looks like the one I grew up in.

 

[Ou812fu]

I don't go in anyone's back yard. Period. Even if they request it there. To many variables.

 

[Indecisi0n]

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I'm no driver, but if I was at your house as a helper, I'm not going to the back door. The leash makes me think you might have a dog. That alone is enough.

That's for his wife

 

[WannaBeFeeder]

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Seriously.

It takes 10 seconds to put it under the roof by my back door

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Seriously.

It takes 10 seconds to put it under the roof by my back door

the bed sheets you have for curtains are open which means someone is home duuuuuuh

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I don't go in anyone's back yard. Period. Even if they request it there. To many variables.

It is the same distance from the street to either delivery location (in that picture).

You have never left a package in a customer's shed or on their back deck or in their 3 season porch?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

the bed sheets you have for curtains are open which means someone is home duuuuuuh

What if they forgot to put them down before they left the house? Duuuuuuh!

 

[Wally]

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Seriously.

It takes 10 seconds to put it under the roof by my back door

Wut?

 

[WannaBeFeeder]

Lmao yea put it at the back door... and this is the kind of person that will call saying they never received their package

 

[brownmonster]

I don't go in anyone's back yard. Period. Even if they request it there. To many variables.

I made the majority of my deliveries on back porches, behind the house in bags, inside of garages and sometimes inside the house. The only DFUs I had were from cover drivers.

 

[WannaBeFeeder]

What if they forgot to put them down before they left the house? Duuuuuuh!

If he left his bed sheets/Curtains wide open he clearly wants to be robbed..... let’s start w/ the package

 

[Turdferguson]

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Seriously.

It takes 10 seconds to put it under the roof by my back door

@Wally you see this guys grass?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I made the majority of my deliveries on back porches, behind the house in bags, inside of garages and sometimes inside the house. The only DFUs I had were from cover drivers.

My most creative DR's were inside a car in the driveway, a tree house and a BBQ grill.

Lost count of how many front or rear doors I opened up just enough to put the package inside; in fact, I remember being trained to jiggle the door handle and to do just that. Not sure if I would do that today.

Signature required on a country run? Open the rear door, put the pkg(s) inside, sign and drive.

 

[brownmonster]

My most creative DR's were inside a car in the driveway, a tree house and a BBQ grill.

Lost count of how many front or rear doors I opened up just enough to put the package inside; in fact, I remember being trained to jiggle the door handle and to do just that. Not sure if I would do that today.

Signature required on a country run? Open the rear door, put the pkg(s) inside, sign and drive.

I didn't do grills because gas grills you do to have to open before you hit the red button. NI 1 works in the country too. Miles are money.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I didn't do grills because gas grills you do to have to open before you hit the red button. NI 1 works in the country too. Miles are money.

I put the pkg in a DR bag before I put it in the grill, which was the only really safe option that I had.

 

[Dumbperson]

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Seriously.

It takes 10 seconds to put it under the roof by my back door

Thank your for you thoughts. Service and prayers in these tough times

 

[iruhnman630]

Looks like a delivery from every carrier.

We do it better

 

[iruhnman630]

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I'm no driver, but if I was at your house as a helper, I'm not going to the back door. The leash makes me think you might have a dog. That alone is enough.

You wouldnt see it until you were back there

 

[iruhnman630]

You got me there.. but looking at that house... I wish the whole thing was out of sight and out of mind.

Dont laugh. It's basically paid for.

 

[iruhnman630]

@Wally you see this guys grass?

What grass??

I think I killed what was once decent grass in the back. Now it is all just sorta greenish growth

 

[Brownslave688]

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Seriously.

It takes 10 seconds to put it under the roof by my back door

10 seconds times 200 stops. You just added half an hour to their day.