La-Z Ship

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Oh they exist. The drive around in beat up white vans

They're even beneath FedEx ground appearance-wise

 

[Wally]

The whole yard, including all driveway, walk, patio, grass and landscaping needs an overhaul.

Get out the jackhammer!

 

[Wally]

It's called "training"

No need for a gate.

Try that with a hound.

 

[iruhnman630]

Get out the jackhammer!

I'll let the next owner do that

 

[542thruNthru]

Try that with a hound.

A hound isn't a dog.. its just a big nose with legs.

 

[Brownslave688]

I hope that day never comes.

They keep sending more stimulus checks and making more in unemployment and I’m gonna break my old record but only work 11 months.

 

[rod]

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Seriously.

It takes 10 seconds to put it under the roof by my back door

Those two gay guys on that building show that my wife watches could do wonders with that house. Probably only cost you 2-3 hundred thousand.

 

[542thruNthru]

They keep sending more stimulus checks and making more in unemployment and I’m gonna break my old record but only work 11 months.

You got a stimulus check? We didn't get one.

 

[iruhnman630]

Those two gay guys on that building show that my wife watches could do wonders with that house. Probably only cost you 2-3 hundred thousand.

Bit much for this hood

 

[Dr.Brownz]

• REI should be weather proof. Its camping stuff

 

[rod]

Bit much for this hood

At least hire that good looking blond who divorced her husband on that other building show. You could at least watch her bend over and pick up stuff.

 

[Ou812fu]

It is the same distance from the street to either delivery location (in that picture).

You have never left a package in a customer's shed or on their back deck or in their 3 season porch?

Have you ever been bit?

 

[zubenelgenubi]

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Seriously.

It takes 10 seconds to put it under the roof by my back door

The shareholders do not approve the extra OT.

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

Yeah...

"Take it from a pro. Find a new career. Merry Christmas. "

I would access point all your stuff.
I would also have your address listed as unsafe DR.

 

[Wally]

You got a stimulus check? We didn't get one.

You pay more in taxes and get nothing.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

10 seconds times 200 stops. You just added half an hour to their day.

BS---it is the same distance from the street to both delivery locations.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

This is the part where I bring up something called My Choice and how you can download it on your cellphone and mark exactly where you want something delivered.

Strangely. A lot of them tell the driver to DR rear door with a dog out loose.

Both spots look fine, rear door could have been better but nothing malicious or particularly lazy.

One of my former customers used MyChoice to ask us to put all of his pkgs in to the garage. He gave us the entry code. His front deal was an ideal DR location and if I couldn't put it between the doors he had a chair to the left of his FD that I would set them on. Not going in to someone's garage via entry code if I don't have to. Now, if they have an entry door to their garage, I will most certainly use that to place the package just inside of the door.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

This is the part where I bring up something called My Choice and how you can download it on your cellphone and mark exactly where you want something delivered.

Strangely. A lot of them tell the driver to DR rear door with a dog out loose.

Both spots look fine, rear door could have been better but nothing malicious or particularly lazy.

Unless it rains.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I'll let the next owner do that

You would get more that person later if you invested a little bit of sweat equity now.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Have you ever been bit?

3 times----all by little s.