Looking to go into maintenance?

[Heffalump]

I know there is a maintenance position open in my hub and I know they are union. Is there a specific way to transfer unions? Do they have the same benefits? Would anyone know any tests you would have to take? This is the option I presented a friend instead of going management.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Your first test which you have 6.2 minutes to complete:

 

[Wally]

Your first test which you have 6.2 minutes to complete:

IndecisiOn, are you doing "funny stuff" in there again?

 

[Indecisi0n]

IndecisiOn, are you doing "funny stuff" in there again?

Two words" Taco Bell

 

[bottomups]

Two words" Taco Bell

Taco John's is worse. 1/2 hour and I'm already passing gas.

 

[bottomups]

Two words" Taco Bell

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Taco John's is worse. 1/2 hour and I'm already passing gas.

 

[Indecisi0n]

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Taco John's is worse. 1/2 hour and I'm already passing gas.

Endless wipes

 

[burrheadd]

I know there is a maintenance position open in my hub and I know they are union. Is there a specific way to transfer unions? Do they have the same benefits? Would anyone know any tests you would have to take? This is the option I presented a friend instead of going management.

Can you replace a few light bulbs then hide for the rest of the day

 

[bottomups]

Endless wipes

Sphincter gets too sore to wipe. Resort to dabbing.

 

[Wally]

High Maintenance.

 

[GenericUsername]

Endless wipes

Shave your butt hair. Wiping will become easier. Bonus: Use the gentle baby wipes. Won't chafe your ass.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

 

[Heffalump]

Your first test which you have 6.2 minutes to complete:

That is some other worldly ...literally.

 

[Heffalump]

Shave your butt hair. Wiping will become easier. Bonus: Use the gentle baby wipes. Won't chafe your ass.

I don't shave I pluck.

 

[Wally]

I don't shave I pluck.

Pluck you, you are saying?