Microwave slave

[Just A UPS Guy]

Would you prefer a wife that cooks, cleans and tends to the majority of the kids needs while you work long hours or out earns you? I've enjoyed the latter and I don't mind doing the shopping and household duties.

I choose both.

 

[anonymous23456]

I love it. Eating in front of TV sometimes.

 

[rickyb]

Anyone else sick of eating out of the microwave? As of the last year or so, I don’t eat out a lot for lunch. Microwave. 4 nights out of 5, I get home to a refrigerated plate of dinner. Microwave. Every. Single. Day. I’m thankful for my microwave but geez. There’s only so much a man can take.

 

[UnionStrong]

@UnionStrong

i got a big johnson n johnson too and you are not italian

Like I care what you think.

 

[rickyb]

Anyone else sick of eating out of the microwave? As of the last year or so, I don’t eat out a lot for lunch. Microwave. 4 nights out of 5, I get home to a refrigerated plate of dinner. Microwave. Every. Single. Day. I’m thankful for my microwave but geez. There’s only so much a man can take.

i eat plain oatmeal and honey with almond milk for dinner. or syrup. its a low fat high protein punch

 

[rickyb]

@UnionStrong ...

...is not italian

 

[UnionStrong]

@UnionStrong ...

...is not italian

No one cares what you think.

 

[robot]

I’ve never even hugged a girl

 

[I have NOT been lurking]

My Diarrhea is actually massive

Yes we know

 

[Sacrificial Lamb]

My poop is actually massive , I’ve had girls gasp once I whipped the DR bag out. Sent one girl to the ER

I believe it.

 

[Sacrificial Lamb]

I’ve never even hugged a girl

Incredibly based.

 

[Sacrificial Lamb]

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I am infatuated with this chick like you wouldn’t believe and I hate it, lol.

 

[clean hairy]

My girlfriends a lazy skank

Have the wife whip her into shape!

 

[I have NOT been lurking]

My girlfriends a lazy skank

 

[Fido]

I do all the cooking idc. She’ll burn the house down. Not a bad idea if I want to collect insurance.

 

[eats packages]

i eat plain oatmeal and honey with almond milk for dinner. or syrup. its a low fat high protein punch

Not enough protein gas. Soymilk, yogurt and quinoa.

 

[rickyb]

Not enough protein gas. Soymilk, yogurt and quinoa.

i was suprised oats has as much protein as black beans

 

[UnionStrong]

i was suprised oats has as much protein as black beans

Keep slurping that soy milk, miss