Microwave slave

[MECH-II]

Tiny D huh? Yeah that usually doesn't motivate a woman to cook and clean. I recommend a nice plumper. They cook and clean and usually don't mind your inadequate equipment.

My D is actually massive , I’ve had girls gasp once I whip it out. Sent one girl to the ER

 

[UnionStrong]

Good. You don’t need to put your hands on her anyway. I’d do the same. I told any guy I dated that he would only get one chance to put his hands on me. And then he better not go to sleep. Lol.

When I was younger we would occasionally have a rip snortin’ fight, she might throw something, but it never got really violent. Typical Italian couple, Lol. Now I just say yes dear. Mostly….

 

[UnionStrong]

My D is actually massive , I’ve had girls gasp once I whip it out. Sent one girl to the ER

Don’t tell @rickyb, he’ll start following you.

 

[Operational needs]

When I was younger we would occasionally have a rip snortin’ fight, she might throw something, but it never got really violent. Typical Italian couple, Lol. Now I just say yes dear. Mostly….

Glad I’m not Italian. I don’t like throwing things or yelling. Lol.

 

[UnionStrong]

Glad I’m not Italian. I don’t like throwing things or yelling. Lol.

Very intense at times, but then there’s the making up….

 

[Operational needs]

Very intense at times, but then there’s the making up….

If I got mad enough to yell or throw anything you can bet there would be no making up immediately after. Lol.

 

[Sacrificial Lamb]

I have a few authentic Palestinian-made keffiyehs.

I would like to get some too. Tbh I would like to visit the Levant some day.

 

[UnionStrong]

If I got mad enough to yell or throw anything you can bet there would be no making up immediately after. Lol.

It takes time and finesse. Like trying to get close to a black widow spider, you have to be very careful. Lol

 

[542thruNthru]

My D is actually massive , I’ve had girls gasp once I whip it out. Sent one girl to the ER

They gasp for air. It's the smell that puts em down. Wash that son!

 

[MECH-II]

Better not! Mine works too. God forbid I complain about something.

Im glad my girls broke

I CALL THE SHOTS!

I PLAN THE WEEKENDS!

 

[MECH-II]

They gasp for air. It's the smell that puts em down. Wash that son!

Oh yeah she found some underwear with massive poop stains the other day

 

[UnionStrong]

They gasp for air. It's the smell that puts em down. Wash that son!

Lmao

 

[MECH-II]

EVERYONE CALL OFF NEXT FRI FOR MEMORIAL DAY

 

[UnionStrong]

They gasp for air. It's the smell that puts em down. Wash that son!

Cheese dick

 

[542thruNthru]

Oh yeah she found some underwear with massive poop stains the other day

I rest my case!

 

[Turdferguson]

Two words: convection oven. I don't even use the microwave for a whole lot.

Those are big in the "Trans" community, that's very progressive of you.

 

[UnionStrong]

I rest my case!

 

[rickyb]

@UnionStrong

i got a big johnson n johnson too and you are not italian

 

[pkgdriver]

My D is actually massive , I’ve had girls gasp once I whip it out. Sent one girl to the ER

 

[DOK]

Anyone else sick of eating out of the microwave? As of the last year or so, I don’t eat out a lot for lunch. Microwave. 4 nights out of 5, I get home to a refrigerated plate of dinner. Microwave. Every. Single. Day. I’m thankful for my microwave but geez. There’s only so much a man can take.

Used to it after 35 years. My family eats at 5.