Microwave slave

[burrheadd]

Consider yourself lucky. My lady doesn’t cook at all. I work all day and then go home and cook for the house.

That ain’t gonna fly
You need to get your house in order my friend

 

[UnionStrong]

@Operational needs if I ever laid hands on my wife, she’d kill me in my sleep.

 

[UnionStrong]

Sardines are a daily thing in my lunch box

So you can’t talk to other women with fish breath. Your wife is smart.

 

[KearsargeCoop]

So you can’t talk to other women with fish breath. Your wife is smart.

My wife won't even talk to me after that!

 

[Sacrificial Lamb]

Sardines are a daily thing in my lunch box

Deenz are really good for you. I want to start implementing them with my diet along with more fermented food.

 

[KearsargeCoop]

Deenz are really good for you. I want to start implementing them with my diet along with more fermented food.

Kraut almost every day as well. The gut biome is lively.

 

[UnionStrong]

Deenz are really good for you. I want to start implementing them with my diet along with more fermented food.

 

[Sacrificial Lamb]

Kraut almost every day as well. The gut biome is lively.

Ritual is oatmeal followed by eggs and sauerkraut and finished with a glass of whole milk and Greek yogurt. I need to get more yogurt and milk and start making my own kraut to save money.

 

[UnionStrong]

Ritual is oatmeal followed by eggs and sauerkraut and finished with a glass of whole milk and Greek yogurt. I need to get more yogurt and milk and start making my own kraut to save money.

 

[KearsargeCoop]

Ritual is oatmeal followed by eggs and sauerkraut and finished with a glass of whole milk and Greek yogurt. I need to get more yogurt and milk and start making my own kraut to save money.

Ever make yogurt in the InstaPot?

 

[Sacrificial Lamb]

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That’s my brother fainting from all the radioactive fumes I spew when I come home, lol.

 

[Sacrificial Lamb]

Ever make yogurt in the InstaPot?

I haven’t, but I may look into it. I don’t mind getting yogurt from the store, but I’d like to control the ingredients put in it. I’d make my own cheese if I could, but that’s an artform in and of itself.

 

[542thruNthru]

Be thankful you have dinner waiting for you. You do your job, your wife does hers. I ate reheated dinners for 30 years.

Damn right! Hell my wife works and makes more than me and still has time to make dinner for me to eat when I get home.

I wouldn't dare complain!

 

[UnionStrong]

Damn right! Hell my wife works and makes more than me and still has time to make dinner for me to eat when I get home.

I wouldn't dare complain!

Better not! Mine works too. God forbid I complain about something.

 

[542thruNthru]

My girlfriends a lazy skank

Tiny D huh? Yeah that usually doesn't motivate a woman to cook and clean. I recommend a nice plumper. They cook and clean and usually don't mind your inadequate equipment.

 

[UnionStrong]

Tiny D huh? Yeah that usually doesn't motivate a woman to cook and clean. I recommend a nice plumper. They cook and clean and don't mind you inadequate equipment.

Is that what you did?

 

[Sacrificial Lamb]

Tiny D huh? Yeah that usually doesn't motivate a woman to cook and clean. I recommend a nice plumper. They cook and clean and don't mind you inadequate equipment.

 

[542thruNthru]

Is that what you did?

 

[sailfish]

Lmao, I do get a real craving for hummus from time to time, lol. They’re both Semitic since they both descended from Shem allegedly, lol. I think the proper term should be Ishmaelite vs Isaacite.

I have a few authentic Palestinian-made keffiyehs.

 

[Operational needs]

@Operational needs if I ever laid hands on my wife, she’d kill me in my sleep.

Good. You don’t need to put your hands on her anyway. I’d do the same. I told any guy I dated that he would only get one chance to put his hands on me. And then he better not go to sleep. Lol.