Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
I love the guy who bitches that the BOSS made him come in on a day like this ,when he drives two blocks to work !
My favorite was when I was out on my route deliverying and a guy came and asked for his package. I got his name and company info and looked in my cargo area, and couldn't find it. I told him the bad news. He said look again, it has to be there it was shipped second day air on Monday. I said, but sir it's only Tuesday. Yeah, I know that, the customer says, Monday, Tuesday that's two days. I told him if that was true you could ship a package at 5:00 PM next day air on Monday and we would have delivered it by 10:30 AM earlier in the same day. We may be good, but we're not that good.
You should have just smiled and said, "Meow".How about Creepy things customers do?
Yesterday guy petted my hair and said "Oh, you have beautiful hair!". I just smiled and walked as fast as I ever did.
I had a so called psychic on my old route. I pulled up and she came out and asked, whats in the box? I said your psychic you tell me. That was the first corporate complaint I received lol lol.