Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Sometimes I manage to sneak in my phone past the guards...
Sometimes I manage to sneak in my phone past the guards...
Oh ok. Well then my going to jail response can just be a public service announcement to always have a couple numbers memorized if you end up in jail. Keep your mouth shut no matter what happens in there. NEVER snitch, never disrespect anyone or let anyone disrespect you.My avatar name has been to prison several times including the infamous Mansfield reformatory.He was very close to meOh, I just meant when the workload piles up on him. He works faster when a mommy shows up.
There should be 1 female for every 1.5 men in the facility.
No telling what I might do if I don’t get laid. I highly recommend a hooker for this guy. I’ll even throw in some retirement and 401 k money to save us allHe ain't getting anything but his hairy palms.
Lol!!!Thought you was going to say that you shoved it up your ass to smuggle it in.
It’s even better now that I read it and understand. Sorry lolOh, I just meant when the workload piles up on him. He works faster when a mommy shows up.
There should be 1 female for every 1.5 men in the facility.
never disrespect anyone or let anyone disrespect you.
So if I end up in the slammer with @floridays ,
you call someone a poo poo head they probably going to think your nuts. You may be sucking the D thoughSo if I end up in the slammer with @floridays , and we start calling each other poo poo heads, it's probably time to start sharpening our toothbrushes into shanks so we can stab it out?
He doesn't.How do you get it out?
you call someone a poo poo head they probably going to think your nuts. You may be sucking the D though
@Covemastah knows all about thatI'm married, my hand is my best friend.
Who’s got time for sex or phone it’s baseball and lawn mowing season ,, much better !!
Yes I did. When you’re getting laid and have self confidence and not sneaking phones in your sandwich you can do this
Sometimes I manage to sneak in my phone past the guards.
ur bragging about getting laid on a forum where 97.2% (i ran the statistics myself) of the members are male
i guess insecurity is a 2 way roadWell you don't brag about getting laid to women. They can gets some P* anytime they want.