My phone is my best friend

[hehe xd]

Sometimes I manage to sneak in my phone past the guards. You'd think their scanners and thorough searchers in our bags would work, but all I do is buy a mcchicken (plain) and put my phone in the sandwich and bam.. i'm in. UPS should hire me as an undercover agent to test the weak points of the guard shacks. Not to be funny, but we can't take any more risks with shootings, etc. They need to buckle down or pay the guards more

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Thought you was going to say that you shoved it up your ass to smuggle it in.

 

[Jkloc420]

you will be struck down

 

[hehe xd]

Thought you was going to say that you shoved it up your ass to smuggle it in.

your mule days are over. this is 2018

 

[hehe xd]

you will be struck down

can't strike me down if i struck myself down

 

[upschuck]

How do you get it out?

 

[Jkloc420]

can't strike me down if i struck myself down

the gay guy at work will get you in the locker room when you put your browns on

 

[Jkloc420]

How do you get it out?

@Future

 

[hehe xd]

How do you get it out?

good question you corpulent frog. bottom of my bag, where my mcdonalds bag is. they don't care to search it thoroughly

 

[upschuck]

good question you corpulent frog. bottom of my bag, where my mcdonalds bag is. they don't care to search it thoroughly

Why you calling me fat?

 

[john chesney]

Sometimes I manage to sneak in my phone past the guards. You'd think their scanners and thorough searchers in our bags would work, but all I do is buy a mcchicken (plain) and put my phone in the sandwich and bam.. i'm in. UPS should hire me as an undercover agent to test the weak points of the guard shacks. Not to be funny, but we can't take any more risks with shootings, etc. They need to buckle down or pay the guards more

If you don’t get laid soon you’re the guy I’m worried about going off the deep end at work

 

[hehe xd]

If you don’t get laid soon you’re the guy I’m worried about going off the deep end at work

ur a weirdo. the thought never crossed my mind

 

[over9five]

ur a weirdo. the thought never crossed my mind

Getting laid never crosses your mind??
Now I'm worried too.

 

[hehe xd]

Getting laid never crosses your mind??
Now I'm worried too.

correct

 

[john chesney]

ur a weirdo. the thought never crossed my mind

It takes one to know one

 

[john chesney]

correct

Now I’m really worried

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

 

[john chesney]

Getting laid never crosses your mind??
Now I'm worried too.

That’s all that ever crosses my mind

 

[hehe xd]

It takes one to know one

did u just insult urself

 

[john chesney]

good question you corpulent frog. bottom of my bag, where my mcdonalds bag is. they don't care to search it thoroughly

Do they search under your ball bag?