Old Uniform Service Stripes

[Serf]

Heard some Old Guard guys on the sort today talking about how if you had 3 stripes on your uni you would not be caught dead on the off load. From what I understand FedEx used to use a service stripe or chevron to denote years of service like Military and Law Enforcement do?

 

[Operational needs]

Heard some Old Guard guys on the sort today talking about how if you had 3 stripes on your uni you would not be caught dead on the off load. From what I understand FedEx used to use a service stripe or chevron to denote years of service like Military and Law Enforcement do?

Yes. On epaulettes on our shoulder. Our shirts used to be white button up with purple and orange pinstripes.

 

[Route 66]

and they looked ridiculous as hell. Which is why I nearly always wore the optional blue knits instead. On the rare occasion that I wore the whites, I always "forgot" the epaulettes.

What genius ever decided that white was an appropriate color for a work shirt? Really looked great at the end of a hot summer day - especially for those classy guys who would wear the same damn (unlaundered) shirt all week long.

 

[burrheadd]

and they looked ridiculous as hell. Which is why I nearly always wore the optional blue knits instead. On the rare occasion that I wore the whites, I always "forgot" the epaulettes.

What genius ever decided that white was an appropriate color for a work shirt? Really looked great at the end of a hot summer day - especially for those classy guys who would wear the same damn (unlaundered) shirt all week long.

How do you get that dirty slingin envelopes

 

[Operational needs]

How do you get that dirty slingin envelopes

Hey! No comments from the peanut gallery.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Yes. On epaulettes on our shoulder. Our shirts used to be white button up with purple and orange pinstripes.

Did your white shirt ever get wet in the rain??????

 

[Operational needs]

Did your white shirt ever get wet in the rain??????

Plenty of times. Unlike @Big Arrow Down...D, I didn't carry an umbrella. Lol.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Plenty of times. Unlike @Big Arrow Down...D, I didn't carry an umbrella. Lol.

Wow!!! @Big Arrow Down...D

 

[Operational needs]

Wow!!! @Big Arrow Down...D View attachment 91246

Wasn't a burn. He knows how funny I thought it was.

 

[Catatonic]

Plenty of times. Unlike @Big Arrow Down...D, I didn't carry an umbrella. Lol.

You mean his stomach?
We call that a front porch down here!
He has to pee on himself to get the front of his pants wet.

 

[Operational needs]

You mean his stomach?
We call that a front porch down here!
He has to pee on himself to get the front of his pants wet.

Wut?

 

[Catatonic]

Wut?

Great!
You been hanging around @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U?
Stomach = Umbrella for the front of pants.

Geez! Even Ron got it!
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[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Great!
You been hanging around @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U?
Stomach = Umbrella for the front of pants.

Geez! Even Ron got it!
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I call it the fuel tank for my sex machine .

 

[Operational needs]

Great!
You been hanging around @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U?
Stomach = Umbrella for the front of pants.

Geez! Even Ron got it!
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Ohhhhhh. He uses a real umbrella though.

 

[Catatonic]

I call it the fuel tank for my sex machine .

I call it night fat ... turns into D* after sunset!

 

[Catatonic]

Ohhhhhh. He uses a real umbrella though.
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So @Big Arrow Down...D got burned twice!
Cool!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I call it night fat ... turns into D* after sunset!

I don't want my D* to get sunburned in the summer....I'm thinking ahead.

 

[Catatonic]

I don't want my D* to get sunburned in the summer....I'm thinking ahead.

I'm thinking head too!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm thinking head too!

Don't think too hard.

 

[Catatonic]

Don't think too hard.

Just looking for some stress reduction.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!