Curious? If you were truly just curious, you wouldn't spend your days on here slamming the union. Obviously, you have one hell of a savings from being an assistant researcher(excuse me, I am losing my lunch here) that you can spend most of your free time on here annoying the rest of us. You are quite use to hanging around where you are not wanted. I feel for your wife. You must have dreamed about being a seasonal helper since you were in the womb. Were you given brown boxes as a child to play deliver? Who knew the gimmick your parents used to get out of buying you gifts would lead to all this?!?!
You must have been giddy your first day on the truck. Wow. All this to be a helper who doesn't pay dues. Congrats. If you live in a state that isn't RTW, here's a novel idea. MOVE!