Preloaders-How many cigarettes can you smoke in your 10 minute break

Discussion in 'Health and Medical Topics' started by BananaCat, Apr 10, 2016.

  1. BananaCat

    BananaCat Member

    I can get 2 in. Maybe 4 if I smoke 2 at the same time.
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  2. rod

    rod retired and happy

  3. Gumby

    Gumby *

    What a drag.
  4. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Anything less than 5 and you aren't trying
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  5. BananaCat

    BananaCat Member

    Before you ask: No, he did not die from a smoking-related disease. He had gone into a hospital for what was described as a fairly-routine hernia operation. There were unexpected complications due to blood clots leading to multiple strokes.
  6. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    I think you should try to smoke four.

    Your homies will think you are cool and the tobacco company shareholders will laugh all the way to the bank as you slowly kill yourself.

    Puff on homie......
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  7. BananaCat

    BananaCat Member

    Do you live in a city and smell exhaust fumes all day? Do you drink fluorinated drinking water through lead pipes? Ever eat overcooked bbq meat filled with PAHs? Eat 200g or more of refined sugar a day? Ever eat canned foods lined with epoxy/bpa. Mercury in fish bioaccumulates in your body throughout your lifetime. Drink out of water bottles with bpa/pthalates? Ever get sun burns where it started peeling? Get drunk on alcohol frequently?

    Are you killing yourself faster than a smoker? I buy local tobacco, high quality filters, and spend 70cents/pack.
  8. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    Good for you.

    I try to minimize the unnecessary risks that I take.

    I guess that happens when one gets older.
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  9. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Anyone got a light?
  10. BananaCat

    BananaCat Member

    Some people do everything right and still get sick and die. Only the good die young so I'm working on my trolling skills. Otherwise I see lung cancer in my future.
  11. BananaCat

    BananaCat Member

    I gotcha
  12. scooby0048

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    Dude, if you were a real man, you'd have smoked 10 in 8 minutes and still had two minutes to rub one out.
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  13. scooby0048

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    Rookie move...notice he is not utilizing each nostril to maximize the inhalation!
  14. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    You should be able to smoke one from every opening in your body.
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  15. BananaCat

    BananaCat Member

  16. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    I had to watch my mother die from lung cancer that spread to her brain and liver.

    Not a pretty sight.