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I know who your talking about, I get a kick out of that! I see her all the time.
I know who your talking about, I get a kick out of that! I see her all the time.
I think you covered it. I always heard the joke as the being the worlds two biggest lies.Ok - help me out here. There used to be a standing joke about the worlds 3 biggest lies.
1. The check is in the mail
2. I promise I won't ---- in your
3. ??????????
Got a good one from Friday when asking how the time studies was done. Apparently pickups are worth twice the time allowance of deliveries so I was told, 'The more pickups you do the less we put on your truck'.
Umm, I had FIVE new dailies added and nothing taken off...shouldn't that be my 10 resies off my truck? Oh, wait, it's management math, I forgot, only they know how it works because it's 'a complicated mathematical formula'.
I still think we're hiding that formula in the FedEx building.
Remember, YOU brought up the subject.
rate in: 2 x 0.50
rate out: 1 x s(t)/(100+t)
s'(t) = 1- s(t)/(100+t)
s'(t) + s(t)/(100+t) = 1
a(t) = 1/(100+t) , b(t) = 1
using u(t) = exp(integ(a(t)dt)):
u(t) = exp(integ(a(t)dt))
u(t) = exp (ln (100+t))
u(t) = 100+t
using d/dt u(t)s(t) = u(t)b(t):
d/dt [(100+t)s(t)]= (100+t)(1)
(100+t)s(t)=integ(100+t)
(100+t)s(t) = 100t + 1/2t^2 + C
s(t) = [100t + 1/2t^2 +C ]/(100+t)
sub s(0) = 0 into s(t)
0 = [0+0+c]/[100+0]
c= 0
s(t) = [100t + 1/2t^2]/(100+t)
c(t) = s(t)/100
c(t) = [100t + 1/2t^2]/100(100+t)
500 = 100+t
t= 400
then found c(t)
c(400) = [100(400)+1/2(400)^2]/100(100+400)
c(400) = 2.4
Ok - help me out here. There used to be a standing joke about the worlds 3 biggest lies.
1. The check is in the mail
2. I promise I won't ---- in your
3. ??????????
Got a good one from Friday when asking how the time studies was done. Apparently pickups are worth twice the time allowance of deliveries so I was told, 'The more pickups you do the less we put on your truck'.
Umm, I had FIVE new dailies added and nothing taken off...shouldn't that be my 10 resies off my truck?
Remember, YOU brought up the subject.
rate in: 2 x 0.50
rate out: 1 x s(t)/(100+t)
s'(t) = 1- s(t)/(100+t)
s'(t) + s(t)/(100+t) = 1
a(t) = 1/(100+t) , b(t) = 1
using u(t) = exp(integ(a(t)dt)):
u(t) = exp(integ(a(t)dt))
u(t) = exp (ln (100+t))
u(t) = 100+t
using d/dt u(t)s(t) = u(t)b(t):
d/dt [(100+t)s(t)]= (100+t)(1)
(100+t)s(t)=integ(100+t)
(100+t)s(t) = 100t + 1/2t^2 + C
s(t) = [100t + 1/2t^2 +C ]/(100+t)
sub s(0) = 0 into s(t)
0 = [0+0+c]/[100+0]
c= 0
s(t) = [100t + 1/2t^2]/(100+t)
c(t) = s(t)/100
c(t) = [100t + 1/2t^2]/100(100+t)
500 = 100+t
t= 400
then found c(t)
c(400) = [100(400)+1/2(400)^2]/100(100+400)
c(400) = 2.4
"We make money on the pickups not the delivery"
Actually we are getting paid to move packages from point A to point B, we just get the pay from point A(generally).in all honesty this one is kinda true though, in general UPS only gets paid to pick up a box, they don't charge the receiver of the box the delivery charge. haha
plus, i doubt they'd "care" as much for safety if they didn't have to pay claims and insurance
Fedex can compete with UPS under the same labor laws.
Ok - help me out here. There used to be a standing joke about the worlds 3 biggest lies.
1. The check is in the mail
2. I promise I won't ---- in your
3. ??????????