Well, I kinda hate to share this...I'm real ashamed to reveal it...I even was told by my, then, soon-to-be wife...I'm blushing as I type...Oh, it's too horrible, I CAN'T!!!!
Well, maybe I can. At the time, living alone for many years, I had to cook for myself (oh, man, this is painful!). I invited my girlfriend over for dinner. She asked what she could do to help. I handed her a knife and asked her to cut the lettuce. She promptly informed me that you don't CUT lettuce, you TEAR lettuce so's not to make the edges brown for later.
After that incident, a few weeks later, I told her I did something (oh, geez, do I HAVE to tell this?) that she wouldn't like. After what seemed like an eternity of dead silence passed, I said I CUT the lettuce after she left that day.
There, I did it! I feel so relieved! Thanks for the opportunity!!!
i use to be a graffiti artist when i was younger
My dark, dirty secret is I like to watch Project Runway. A reality show where people that actually have talent.
I am more likely to wash my hands after using a public restroom if someone else is there in the bathroom too.
I always try not not to touch anything in public bathrooms. I usually kick the door open to get in, I kick the flush lever with my foot, use my pinky fingure under my shirt to open the door to get out.
My big secret is I don't like odd numbers with the exception of 7.
I am a great American. Decorated war vet.
I also can call it as it is.
BTW, brush up on your grammar and spelling.
" For your resistance. I shall take great pleasure in tracking you down-and making the kill...You are superior to no one! Never underestimate your prey or disrespect its abilities. If you do you will become the hunted. When the opposing army invades this city, remember my words. You are mine, now and after death!I like to antagonize airline mechanics on BC
I graduated from a women's liberal arts and sciences catholic college.
When I attended this college; I was a 1.800.operator for a phone service.
(Is that juicy?)
You mean 1-900 !
LOL