Summer haircuts

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Brownslave688, Jun 30, 2014.

  1. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Does your significant other give a :censored2: what your hair looks like?

    For 5 years I've fought my wife to just buzz it off during the summer. Head plus rural routes makes for hair that basically mud caked. She is so against it and I just don't get it. I normally have a pretty short flat top look so I don't see a huge difference and for the first few years we were together it was buzzed. It was obviously good enough for her then.

    Well I took the plunge and told her it's a haircut she will get over it. She's beyond :censored2: and I find it pretty humorous. Oh well do any of you chop it all off for the heat of the summer?
  2. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    I just go the the vet, and tell them " Take it all."
  3. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Have fun,sleeping on the couch!..lmao
  4. burrheadd

    burrheadd Creepy pervert

    Glad you manned up!!

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  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    There's one thing I don't do and that's sleep on the couch. I tell her when she can kick me out of the bed is the day I'll sleeping the couch. She can't quite take me yet.
  6. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Question Is, can you take. her?:happy-very:
  7. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    Keep mine mowed down year round. For some reason the older I get the taller my forehead gets.
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  8. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    I put a half-inch guard on a razor and I shave it off myself, I can feel the breeze on my scalp when its thats short. I let it grow out to a whole inch for Winter.
  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I razor it off.
  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Which head are you talking about here?
  11. I go to the shortest it can be without a razor and shaving cream it feels great I look good. My wife isn't a fan but if I think I look ok and I'm comfortable it's what really matters. If she loves you she should want you to be you.
  12. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Bs688, does she ask your opinion before she gets her hair cut?!?!?

    And if you're going from a short flat top to buzzed, when you decide to go back to flat top, it's not like it won't grow back quickly when you want it back.

    Me, I have a standard crewcut all year round. I just go a little tighter during the summer.
  13. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Mine isn't quite a crew--more of a faded rounded flat top, but same here...I go a little higher and a littler tighter when it's hot.
  14. Orion Syndicate

    Orion Syndicate 90% or lose a limb. (limb is user choice!)

    I have an undercut hipster on my head and I buzz the wife's personal package. She's never refused delivery yet!

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  15. jaker

    jaker trolling

    Bald all year above and below
  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    The funniest part is pretty much everyone else I know says they can't tell much difference. The few that do actually like it better.

    I told her divorce me if she wants but it's staying like this. Haven't heard from her since........
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  17. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    I cut mine with no guard during the summer. Always nice putting that baseball cap back on after ive dipped it in my cooler full of ice and or handrag in cooler. If I see a sprinkler ill wave my hat under there and get this cranium nice and cool. Straight chillin on the bald yoke lol.
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  18. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    I like it mowed down myself all year long. Easy maintenance, that's what im talking bout lol.
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  19. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I always found no guard just a little too short. Hats like you talk about just stick to your hair and the ladies can't run their hands over your head. It just kind of grabs them.
  20. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    If your old lady is trippin on your planters for your hairdoooo That's gay dude, no point intended but you know what im saying lmfao.