Why would I pay for somebody to give me a narrative of the facts?

I went to school for journalism, I donāt pay for somebody to give me my news, I find it myself
The formula is simple
-Observe both conservative and liberal āoutletsā
-Notice the difference in content
-Think to self āwhy do these articles about the same story conflict with one another?ā
-Identify the key components of the story that are consistent regardless of the outlet
-Assess and formulate my own opinion
Annnnnd presto! You have an independent thinker collecting data successfully.
I figured out how to do this after I broke into Al Goreās top secret lockbox.