UPS pens...

[JackStraw]

Nothing beats a Pilot G2. I'll snatch one up anytime I see one.

 

[Nike]

They’re good for picking loose tobacco from between my teeth...as far as writing goes they are awful...and the clip is too short and always falls out of my pocket

Was wondering if somebody was going to say this, the clip is a freakin joke can't clip it to anything

 

[PhatPattheRiverRat]

@Brownslave688 makin some dark porch union deals, or Bitcoin laundering deals? Sounds very Woodward and Bernstein-esque.

 

[Covemastah]

The safety committee did a study on the push versus twist pen , they deemed the push pen was a threat to stabbing your self and more of injury threat of the twist pen ,,,since we all been trained to avoid twist/ turn injuries !

 

[Brownslave688]

The safety committee did a study on the push versus twist pen , they deemed the push pen was a threat to stabbing your self and more of injury threat of the twist pen ,,,since we all been trained to avoid twist/ turn injuries !

Or they were 2 cents cheaper

 

[ski or die]

I.E. did a study using the new pens and discovered a driver could save .3 seconds per stop.

 

[Johney]

The safety committee did a study on the push versus twist pen , they deemed the push pen was a threat to stabbing your self and more of injury threat of the twist pen ,,,since we all been trained to avoid twist/ turn injuries !

Twist pens require the use of two hands,you're less likely to injure yourself using two hands....just sayin.

 

[olroadbeech]

they only last 29 days.

 

[watdaflock?]

Why do I have to poop after drinking a lot of coffee?

 

[Operational needs]

Why do I have to poop after drinking a lot of coffee?

Here’s why coffee makes you poop

Hope that helps.

 

[bottomups]

Why do I have to poop after drinking a lot of coffee?

Don't have coffee until you punch in. May as well get paid to poop.

 

[Big Package]

Why are the free pens for drivers "twist" and not "push" pens?

So they don't click open in your pocket and ruin your shirt.

 

[Big Package]

May as well get paid to poop.

Every supervisor in my building.

 

[Ms.PacMan]

They had pens back then?

Marty Peters, Longest-Tenured UPS Employee Retires Today | HR World Today Human Resources | HR Blog

Marty Peters retired when he was 87 and was asked this question in an interview:

An earlier technological change that had a major impact on Peters?

And his answer was this:

The ballpoint pen, which he said eliminated the need to carry a pocketknife for sharpening pencils.

 

[sailfish]

Marty Peters retired when he was 87

I'd rather die at 55.

 

[Dhydratd]

The title of this thread is just one "I" away from getting really freaky. Jus' sayin'

 

[mikeny]

I use my own Bic Clic, much better.

 

[Heavy Package]

The UPS Management pen set

 

[the cooler]

Probably got half a dozen, some gold, some silver somewhere in my catch-all drawer. I found that the best freebie pens were in doctor's offices. Drug companies usually furnished them, and they were above average quality. Receptionists usually would give them to me by the handful.

I always go for the donuts.

 

[Cheech_]

From feeder dispatch when they are away from their desk.