What is the most annoying thing that helpers do?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Scorpion King, Nov 24, 2018.

  1. Nolimitz

    Nolimitz Active Member

    Last one I had..
    Every day, how many stops do we have, what time will we be done, my Mom needs the car.... on and on never again
     
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  2. Future

    Future Victory Ride

    When they try 2 help u sort and set pkgs up
     
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  3. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    My helper talks a big game. Always telling me tall tales of Ghosts of Jobs Past, girls he's banged, adventures he's been on, ex-girlfriend he hates the guts of.

    I just desperately want him to shut the :censored2: up.
     
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  4. Two Tokes

    Two Tokes Give it to me Baby

    My bad
    Had an extra toke today
     
  5. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    When they need to close the door between stops that are 4-6 houses apart. Then nearly throw their shoulder out every time they open it.
     
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  6. Johnny onthe Spot

    Johnny onthe Spot New Member

    I had a helper who actually said "How come I do all the work and all you do is drive?"
     
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  7. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Exist.
     
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  8. brostalss

    brostalss Active Member

    I'd tell them this isn't social time. After that I'd send them home.
     
  9. Poop Head

    Poop Head Poop is funny

    It's supposed to snow tomorrow, are we still working?
     
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  10. Zowert

    Zowert Active Member

    This. Had a helper who smoked like a chimney. Asking me every 20 minutes to stop for a cigarette. I went to a drug store and got him a box of Nicotine gum. Dude turned out to be an excellent helper after that issue was solved.

    Anyone ever have a helper disappear? I dropped a guy off on a block with a cart full of packages and told him I’d be the next block over, if he finished before I came back he could either walk around the corner and meet me or just wait for me to come back and get him.

    I get done with my block in about seven minutes then drive around to see my hand truck just laying in a driveway. I grab that then drive around for ten minutes looking for this bozo. I message center letting them know my helper disappeared and that I’m moving on without him. I went back to the location I last saw him twice that day and he wasn’t around. I finish the day and decide to drive by our meet point to see if dude’s car was still there. It was gone. The guy just dipped out without letting anyone know.

    Anyway, I am pretty sure the guy was a drug addict. Positive actually because I saw him drop a bag of ice and I just pretended like I didn’t notice. Likely why he went MIA.
     
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  11. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    Had an old man bring pepper spray after I told him not to. He insisted on spraying this dog that’s always outside and runs in front of the truck until the end of the street.

    I really had to fight the urge to not just let him, :censored2:ing hate that dog till this day.
     
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  12. Shift Inhibit

    Shift Inhibit He who laughs last didn't get it.

    had a guy who literally spread out his 8 course lunch on the dash of the pkg car...and had the balls to ask me to stop at a gas station so he could get some mustard packets ..
     
  13. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    The worst helpers ever that can’t even walk to the right house without you holding their hand and leading them right to the front porch. 3 days into peak “How do I become a driver” thank god im done with helpers. God Bless feeders
     
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  14. Poop Head

    Poop Head Poop is funny

    They told me I'd be working 8 hours a day.
     
  15. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    I had that happen awhile back. Gave the guy a tight little apt complex. Maybe 18 stops. Told him to call me when he was done. A hour later I'm wondering why he hasn't called so I call him. Doesn't pick up so I drive back to see if he's ok. Packages stacked on hand cart and no more then 5 feet from where I left him.

    I call him 2 more times thinking something might have happen to him. He picks up on the second time and tells me he quit and to stop calling him.

    No idea how he got back to his car.
     
  16. FedUPSer9816

    FedUPSer9816 New Member

    I had a guy last year, gave him two bags to deliver to the house across the street as I sorted. A minute or two passes, I'm thinking where is he? I can see the packages at the door, then him emerging from between the houses. Where'd you go? I had to piss he replied.
     
  17. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

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  18. njb209

    njb209 New Member

    when they show up with no jacket no water no lunch..they worked a half hour and they're asking when are we taking lunch?
     
  19. njb209

    njb209 New Member

    hate to sound like a sexist pig but I hate when I give me a tiny little female who can pick up anything more than 25 lb anytime I have something heavy I'll be like "I got this one"
     
  20. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Peak is no reason to skip lunch.
     
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