What is the most annoying thing that helpers do?

[Scorpion King]

some of you people are real whiners. Waaaaaah, my helper yawns too much. Waaaaaah, my helper wanted to pee in an alleyway in between stops. Waaaaaah, my helper wants to smoke a cigarette. You must be a real joy to work with. It's 1 freakin year out of the month and helpers get paid ......deal with it

You must be mgmt or a millennial helper

 

[Poop Head]

Press on the gas as they try to close it. Makes it nearly impossible. I love watching them strain.

HahahahhahahahHaha!!!! Good one!!

I've put grit in the tracks.
Mechanics refuse to bolt them open

 

[iamlosingpatience]

You must be mgmt or a millennial helper

Excellent deduction!

 

[numberonedriver]

Look at their helper phone and tell me what stops are next and it always the ones we already did on my board. It's hard enough looking at Orion I dont need more random numbers thrown at me.

 

[Maplewood]

My helper smokes Blunts!

 

[Johney]

would YOU be happy waking up and driving to work, only to work 1.9 hours?!? come on dude

Oh I agree dude, but when I’m told not to use you more than 1.99 hours don’t bitch to me about. I don’t make the rules dude.

 

[9.5er]

Helpers are guaranteed 3 hours here. Management tried that “keep em 1.5 hours” crap first day I had a helper.

 

[iruhnman630]

had a guy who literally spread out his 8 course lunch on the dash of the pkg car...and had the balls to ask me to stop at a gas station so he could get some mustard packets ..

My Tuesday helper asked if he could get a snack, 15 minutes in, then proceeded to lay out a small spread of nuts, granola bars, his water, and an apple in the cupholder. With the apple in the cupholder, all I could think about was why not just lick the cuphloder while you're at it?

 

[Brownslave688]

I was one. Knew the board, ran like a scalded dog. One year, a driver and I would routinley be doing like 80+ stops per hour. When I look back at it, all I can think is , I was so effing stupid.

Yep my first couple years as a helper I ran super tight resi stuff. Think we did 60-70 stops per hour and management still bitched that my driver wasn’t dropping me off with a dolly and packages.

 

[Brownslave688]

Helpers are guaranteed 3 hours here. Management tried that “keep em 1.5 hours” crap first day I had a helper.

I almost always keep mine at least 4 hours. Which that’s also 90% of my delivery day.

 

[Operational needs]

My Tuesday helper asked if he could get a snack, 15 minutes in, then proceeded to lay out a small spread of nuts, granola bars, his water, and an apple in the cupholder. With the apple in the cupholder, all I could think about was why not just lick the cuphloder while you're at it?

You should have told him that’s where your pee bottle goes. Lol.

 

[ManInBrown]

Friday morning before the butt even hits the seat, “do you have my check”

“Why can’t I eat lunch with you”
“Do we have any tires to deliver today”

 

[Rack em]

I almost always keep mine at least 4 hours. Which that’s also 90% of my delivery day.

I didn't keep mine less than 6 hours all of last week. No one ever says anything about keeping them at a certain amount of hours.

 

[LeftRS1]

I got a 50 year lady this year; she brings me candy, doesn't need a restroom break and she stays out of my way so whatever.

 

[burrheadd]

I got a 50 year lady this year; she brings me candy, doesn't need a restroom break and she stays out of my way so whatever.

Is she Hott?

 

[LeftRS1]

Is she Hott?

She reminds me of your sister.

 

[burrheadd]

She reminds me of your sister.

She’s a guy now so I’am guessing not that Hott

 

[burrheadd]

She reminds me of your sister.

Calm down Archie didn’t mean to move in on your action

 

[542thruNthru]

All week I used my helper 8-9 hours each day.

 

[Bob11B]

I had a guy last year, gave him two bags to deliver to the house across the street as I sorted. A minute or two passes, I'm thinking where is he? I can see the packages at the door, then him emerging from between the houses. Where'd you go? I had to piss he replied.

At least you couldn't see him pissing and he used concealment