Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Scorpion King, Nov 24, 2018.
You must be mgmt or a millennial helper
HahahahhahahahHaha!!!! Good one!!
I've put grit in the tracks.
Mechanics refuse to bolt them open
Look at their helper phone and tell me what stops are next and it always the ones we already did on my board. It's hard enough looking at Orion I dont need more random numbers thrown at me.
My helper smokes Blunts!
Oh I agree dude, but when I’m told not to use you more than 1.99 hours don’t bitch to me about. I don’t make the rules dude.
Helpers are guaranteed 3 hours here. Management tried that “keep em 1.5 hours” crap first day I had a helper.
My Tuesday helper asked if he could get a snack, 15 minutes in, then proceeded to lay out a small spread of nuts, granola bars, his water, and an apple in the cupholder. With the apple in the cupholder, all I could think about was why not just lick the cuphloder while you're at it?
Yep my first couple years as a helper I ran super tight resi stuff. Think we did 60-70 stops per hour and management still bitched that my driver wasn’t dropping me off with a dolly and packages.
I almost always keep mine at least 4 hours. Which that’s also 90% of my delivery day.
You should have told him that’s where your pee bottle goes. Lol.
Friday morning before the butt even hits the seat, “do you have my check”
“Why can’t I eat lunch with you”
“Do we have any tires to deliver today”
I didn't keep mine less than 6 hours all of last week. No one ever says anything about keeping them at a certain amount of hours.
I got a 50 year lady this year; she brings me candy, doesn't need a restroom break and she stays out of my way so whatever.
Is she Hott?
She reminds me of your sister.
She’s a guy now so I’am guessing not that Hott
Calm down Archie didn’t mean to move in on your action
All week I used my helper 8-9 hours each day.
At least you couldn't see him pissing and he used concealment
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