What is the most annoying thing that helpers do?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Scorpion King, Nov 24, 2018.

  1. Scorpion King

    Scorpion King New Member

    You must be mgmt or a millennial helper
     
  2. Poop Head

    Poop Head Poop is funny

    HahahahhahahahHaha!!!! Good one!!

    I've put grit in the tracks.
    Mechanics refuse to bolt them open
     
  3. iamlosingpatience

    iamlosingpatience New Member

    Excellent deduction!
     
  4. Look at their helper phone and tell me what stops are next and it always the ones we already did on my board. It's hard enough looking at Orion I dont need more random numbers thrown at me.
     
  5. Maplewood

    Maplewood Active Member

    My helper smokes Blunts!
     
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  6. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Oh I agree dude, but when I’m told not to use you more than 1.99 hours don’t bitch to me about. I don’t make the rules dude.
     
  7. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    Helpers are guaranteed 3 hours here. Management tried that “keep em 1.5 hours” crap first day I had a helper.
     
  8. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

    My Tuesday helper asked if he could get a snack, 15 minutes in, then proceeded to lay out a small spread of nuts, granola bars, his water, and an apple in the cupholder. With the apple in the cupholder, all I could think about was why not just lick the cuphloder while you're at it?
     
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  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Yep my first couple years as a helper I ran super tight resi stuff. Think we did 60-70 stops per hour and management still bitched that my driver wasn’t dropping me off with a dolly and packages.
     
  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I almost always keep mine at least 4 hours. Which that’s also 90% of my delivery day.
     
  11. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescil Vulnere Virtus

    You should have told him that’s where your pee bottle goes. Lol.
     
  12. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    Friday morning before the butt even hits the seat, “do you have my check”

    “Why can’t I eat lunch with you”
    “Do we have any tires to deliver today”
     
  13. Rack em

    Rack em Well-Known Member

    I didn't keep mine less than 6 hours all of last week. No one ever says anything about keeping them at a certain amount of hours.
     
  14. LeftRS1

    LeftRS1 One of those Millennials Drivers

    I got a 50 year lady this year; she brings me candy, doesn't need a restroom break and she stays out of my way so whatever.
     
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  15. burrheadd

    burrheadd Esquire

    Is she Hott?
     
  16. LeftRS1

    LeftRS1 One of those Millennials Drivers

    She reminds me of your sister.
     
  17. burrheadd

    burrheadd Esquire

    She’s a guy now so I’am guessing not that Hott
     
  18. burrheadd

    burrheadd Esquire

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    Calm down Archie didn’t mean to move in on your action
     
  19. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    All week I used my helper 8-9 hours each day.
     
  20. Bob11B

    Bob11B Member

    At least you couldn't see him pissing and he used concealment